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Vibing hard. And also how is this book so long. I kind of love

I CANT READ FROM A MINORS POV ANYMORE I CANT I NEED THIS BOOK TO END CHARLIE IS PISSING ME OFF HES SUCH A CHILD LIKE DUDE STOP ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS WHY ARE YOU SO INSECURE ITS FREAKING ME OOOOOOOUT I NEED THIS BOOK TO END NOW THERE HAVE BEEN LIKE 4 FALSE ENDINGS JUST END IT DAMN

Bro so much shit has hit the fan I’ve been juked out of like 3 different “endings” of the book. A chapter ends and I’m like “damn…that was crazy” and she hits me with “chapter 32…” BRO WHAT MORE CAN HAPPEN

OMG THE EMBROIDERY. TEA. FUCKING TEA. HUNGERGAMES MEETS THE SELECTION. MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

The selection my Shayla. She is reborn. The lore is loring

These hoes be like: "yo don't worry fam. I recognize you've been alone, depressed, and traumatized. We can just have platonic touch because we both need it rn. Let's just take a moment to hug and heal"

*the next paragraph*
"lemme encroach seductively. yo is the world different since I was out and about cuz when do friends get to kiss and stuff?"

Take two bitchesssssss

Bro, Aza is a sweet girl but it's painful to have to endure her internal ramblings. What's this book even about? It's not enjoyable to casually read at all.

I don’t hate it but I continue because I rather not drive in silence

Not having a blast.

DNFing this slop at 50%. I can't stand this shit. It's like reading the fanfiction diary entries of a 14 year-old with just enough vocabulary to put "galvanized" TWICE in the first quarter of the book but not enough literary tact to not put "af" and "fml" in the story. As an audiobook listener, you know how cringe that is. My day is worst because of this book and this one's one star rating hates to see me coming.

Ass. Glorious expository ass.

I can’t stand that Alex is like someone who understands human behavior in a really alien and analytical way. First kiss, thumbs down. Cringing hard

She’s slaying but lowkey wanted more romance. I know the books named after her but idgaf about Rebecca. She’s dead I need some gothic fluff

Ugh slaying

Boooo eeewwwww tomato tomato get off the stage

Boooooo

Intrigued that this is only a year old. Feels very much like a mid 20-teens book

Hey give that Thérèse Plummer girl a goddamn fucking raise

Forgive me, lord, for I have sinned

Oh shit (oh shit) 👍

Good loving

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