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Melissa is on page 74 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
Calder- Will you just take my arm before you break your ankle?
Dakota- Calder Fletcher being chivalrous. Hell hath frozen over.
Calder- You would know since you live there.

Banter
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Melissa
Melissa is on page 72 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
“She has black-cat energy,” Trista says and hiccups loudly.
“What is black-cat energy?” Cozy asks curiously.
Trista smiles as she replies, “Black cats don’t seek attention, but somehow, they still always get it. They’re really independent and know their worth.

Talking about Dakota
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Melissa
Melissa is on page 72 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
Calder- I shake my head. “You must be drunk if you’re offering to do something nice for me.”
Dakota- “I am a nice person, Calder,” she snaps defensively, her blue eyes stunning against her sun-kissed cheeks. “Outside of you . . . I am a nice person. Sometimes.”

Dakota offers to switch beds
Alternate nights on the sofa bed
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Melissa is on page 69 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
Dakota- I looked bad. Randal looked bad. It was just altogether bad. To say that my wedding day wasn’t all that I hoped for would be a huge understatement.
“Maybe it was a sign,” Everly murmurs, and all eyes turn to the young girl who just said the quiet part out loud. “I only met Randal a few times because you never brought him around that much. Maybe the universe did that for a reason.”
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Melissa
Melissa is on page 23 of 346 of The Game (Championship Romance Book 2)
I walk around the store, searching for the perfect pair, when I spot a set of sleek, pointed-toe stilettos with a glossy, deep-brown finish.
The heels are slender and elegant, while the glossy finish gives them a bold, luxurious edge—a perfect pair that keeps you polished and sharp while making a statement.

Sarah treats herself to new shoes 👠
After buying new clothes
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Melissa
Melissa is on page 61 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
Randal and I have been separated for over a year….He ruined a lot of things for me when it comes to my relationship with men. Things that I am desperately trying to unpack now so I can start living my life again.
Watching all these couples today makes me realize I’m ready to put myself out there again. I still believe in love and happily-ever-afters. I just made a huge mistake on my first shot at it.
Dakota
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Dakota spikes the volleyball into Calder’s face
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Am I a sadist? Is it sadism to be attracted to someone who makes you miserable? Either way, this is a family vacation, and that is not a family-appropriate bathing suit.

Calder about Dakota
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As I watch the four ladies make their way into the water, I feel my body tense when Dakota struts across the pool deck in a black string bikini that she has no business looking that good in.

Calder about Dakota
Likes what he sees
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Melissa
Melissa is on page 52 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
I will not be this scorned woman who only talks about her divorce like my mother was most of my life. I will get back to my former happy-go-lucky, confident self. I’ll turn my lemons into margaritas, dammit!
I stare down at my breasts spilling out of my bikini. “But hey . . . a little divorcée weight gain gave me bigger tits, so at least I saved money on a boob job.”
Dakota
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Melissa is on page 52 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
“I’ve just gained weight. Some of my old clothes don’t fit like they used to.”
“I think you look amazing,” Addison says sweetly.
“Thanks,” I reply with a laugh. “And you can look as amazing as me for the low, low price of a divorce that costs you six figures and twenty extra pounds!”
Dakota
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Melissa is on page 50 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
What am I doing? The last thing I need rolling through my brain are visuals for what Calder would have looked like on his knees—oh my God, I’m disgusting!
Stop thinking about Calder and sex, Dakota! He’s gross, and you’re gross for letting your mind wander like this! It’s only going to make the vibe between us even more irritating.

Dakota’s self talk about Calder
Don’t be attracted to him
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Melissa is on page 49 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
The annoying man in question had to come back to the room earlier to change into his swim trunks. I tried to look busy when he walked out of the bathroom shirtless with all his muscles and ink on full display, but I have to admit to sneaking a peak when he was digging in his bag for some sunscreen.

Dakota about Calder
Nice to look at
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Wedding itinerary
Heading home on day 6
Wedding on day 5
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Melissa is on page 46 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
Dakota- They all kind of look the same too. Do you notice that?
Cozy- Bearded, tattooed, flanneled, and shockingly well-scented? Yes, I do notice that.

Discussing the Fletcher brothers
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Melissa is on page 45 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
Dakota- Like seriously, of all the sex clubs in Colorado, what were the odds that I would walk into the one he’s a member of? It’s not like going to sex clubs is a common thing. It’s not like running into each other at the supermarket. There I was just browsing for dick, and then bam, the Calder Daily Special was announced on the loudspeaker.
Talk about completely mortifying.
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Melissa is on page 41 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
“Why can’t you go share with one of your brothers?”
“Um . . . have you not heard about the infamous Fletcher libido?”
“No, señor? Tell me of this libido,” Carlos says, blinking curiously back at me.
I smile at him. “We like to fuck, Carlos. A lot.”
Calder
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Calder & Dakota learn they’re sharing a room
Large palapa suite
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Melissa is on page 37 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
Calder and Dakota both freeze in place, looking at each other and then back to Carlos, confused for being singled out.
“You two have a different oceanside room. Right this way,” Carlos says reassuringly as he leads them toward the cobblestone path that wraps around to the back of the house.
“What are you up to, Everly?” Cozy murmurs into my ear when she spots me watching them with a knowing smirk.
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Melissa
Melissa is on page 36 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
I’ve missed her too. She literally barreled into all of our lives like the most unexpected miracle . . . giving me a cousin, filling my uncle’s barn with all sorts of amazing animals, and making my grumpy, quiet uncle Wyatt happier than I’ve ever seen him. The fact that I brought them together brings me so much joy I could burst.

Everly about Trista and Wyatt
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Melissa
Melissa is on page 35 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
But it wasn’t until I saw her and my uncle Calder fighting at my graduation party last year that I knew she’d be perfect for him. Calder needs a strong female figure to settle him down. And no one fights with someone that much if they don’t have some level of underlying passion. A matchmaker notices these things.

Everly about Dakota and Calder
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Melissa is on page 26 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
Calder gets kicked out of the club because Dakota denies knowing him
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Melissa is on page 21 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
In all the years I’ve known this woman, she never fucking hears me. It’s like we speak two different languages. Every damn decision she had to make on her house with me felt like we were trying to solve the square root of pi. It was excruciating.

Calder about Dakota
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Melissa is on page 20 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
I don’t even like this girl, but right now she’s a newbie and she seems uncomfortable, so I’m trying not to read too much into my overprotective reaction.

Calder about Dakota
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Calder saves Dakota from an orgy.
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Calder sees Dakota at the sex club.
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Melissa is on page 16 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
My brows lift. I remember my first tour. Glory Hole Alley and the Milking Station were not on my bingo card that night, but there they both were . . . staring back at me with various stations of towels, lube, and washrooms to clean up afterward.
Talk about baptism by lube.

Calder back at club Lexon
So many kinky choices
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Melissa is on page 15 of 372 of Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
I frown at that thought . . . calling them pussies feels derogatory now that I’m a proud cat daddy. Then again it should have felt derogatory to women for all the years I’ve used it. Self-awareness is an embarrassing bitch sometimes.

Introspective Calder
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Calder- I got my first tattoo when I was only sixteen, and my three brothers were so scared of what my mother’s reaction would be, they all went out and got tattoos as well to try to soften the blow for me.
We were all grounded for the entire summer.
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Melissa is starting Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #2)
If you like the taste of my potent onion, swipe right and let’s giggle and make some soup together.

Last line of Calder’s personal ad
The whole thing is hilarious!
Written by his brothers
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