jessica > Recent Status Updates

“Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of your Grace, for trouble being gone, comfort should remain, but when you depart from me, sorrow abides and happiness takes his leave.” This is so beautiful I love how openly ppl express their love to each other

“I wonder that you will still be talking, Signor Benedick. Nobody marks you.” LOL WHO ASKED

“the only way to cope with this is to cheat on my wife”

homeboy woke up in an alternate reality and chose to go to the most existentially alarming art exhibit in existence

THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I EVER IMAGINED. edward needs to go to JAIL

i have seen exactly one season of the bachelor after my roommate made me but reality tv is just so FASCINATING i’m having a good time with this

i’m finally getting a hang of the three different perspectives and timelines and characters but whew it was a rough start

i’m somehow accidentally in the middle of 11 different books and this one is good and sweet and funny but truthfully it’s just not holding my attention

it was her NEIGHBOR - my jaw dropped that is so humiliating