Emalee Goode > Recent Status Updates

Brooke dedicating this to me 🙈🤞

Things I’m enjoying: the descriptions of my hometown (and the fact that it’s a euphemism for vagina)

Things that are tough: the figurative language and unnecessary internet slag

Okay that’s it I’ve decided I’m gonna buy this one when it releases

Already hooked from the theatre kids dedication

Audiobook single-handedly gotten me through this week of volunteer recruitment events for #unitedway

Every chapter I read is better than the last

“Fuck her— excuse me, Lord— but really, fuck her.”

Me n litcharts chapter summaries are in lockstep but im understanding so much more than I originally thought I would LMAO

Been audiobooking this and got too invested so I rented the ebook too… that’s how you know it’s good

Why do I feel like they’re gonna become a polycule

This is twice I’ve picked up a book by this diva and have been misled by the cover lmao NOT IN A BAD WAY… just that I think her covers are misleading and what I’m reading is different (and lowkey better) than what I was anticipating… just think it’s a little funny

I didn’t know this all was connected to the Mormon impact lowkey

Me when I don’t know how therapy sessions work so I write something and label it as therapy but it’s really just two homies chatting so I can slip in MMC life trauma