Emalee Goode > Recent Status Updates

Been audiobooking this and got too invested so I rented the ebook too… that’s how you know it’s good

Why do I feel like they’re gonna become a polycule

This is twice I’ve picked up a book by this diva and have been misled by the cover lmao NOT IN A BAD WAY… just that I think her covers are misleading and what I’m reading is different (and lowkey better) than what I was anticipating… just think it’s a little funny

I didn’t know this all was connected to the Mormon impact lowkey

Me when I don’t know how therapy sessions work so I write something and label it as therapy but it’s really just two homies chatting so I can slip in MMC life trauma

In the mood for something slutty

Virginia babe… we are gonna be good friends by the end of this one. I’m not leaving here till I understand your extended metaphor ass mind

The “I love YouTube” paragraph is modern art idc

Dinorah I hope you see this status update. This shit is lowkey crazy and it’s probably 70% enjoyable because I read it on the clock

This is me finding out Girls is autobiographical in about a 80/20 way

Of course I’m reading this who tf do you think I am? #alladventurouswomendo

Every chapter so far being different people and POV narration changes and also there being like 7 different/new ppl in every chapter… the room is getting rlly crowded guys

I remembered how to read

Cartoon Network ass villain with this narration style from a psycho 12 year old

I’m so sorry there’s just no way a 13 year old is reading and understanding crime and punishment AND war and peace