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AMERICAN CHESTNUT MENTIONED

part three absolutely rips thus far

yeah, this is exactly what it's like ... also, it was objectively a poor choice on my part to start this while i am being haunted by the kentucky general assembly and a windowless state government box about three days a week for the next four months

it's still written kinda bad i'm afraid. and also plottus interruptus writ large! still!!!! but i am having more fun now that we're out of the years long capture the flag game and i've embraced the man moment of it all

all right, FINE! i'll give it a second chance

ebitda mentioned ... "they're playing 3d chess, and i'm still learning how to walk" made me laugh out loud because that's like ... the easiest business concept to comprehend maybe ever

is it good? no, not really ... do i care? no! not really!

this is potentially the saddest book ever written

mockingslay. let's ride

i am enjoying this immensely but there's something missing in the way it's written/narrated and idk what it is yet

i am having the absolute best time rereading this, in case anyone was wondering

when i read "miss everdeen" all i hear is donald sutherland's voice in my head and i literally get chills

look. i know this isn't the point literally at all. but when is someone going to fall in love with me in a cave

"I have kept track of the boy with the bread." and i have been screaming, crying and throwing up!!!! you're sick and twisted, suzanne

let's have mommy issues with mama (katniss everdeen)

rest in peace, dick cheney. you would've loved to be calling the shots in the situation room during a nuclear war

oh i am absolutely frothing at the mouth at this, sitting in my house chanting KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS at 8 a.m.

first '90s reference is to bill clinton ... this book was written specifically for me i fear

HEAT (1995) MENTIONED!!!!

arizona state university mentioned

why is everything always somehow about jpmorgan chase

this lowkey sucks lol

tess gunty, what the fuck

having a hard time parsing through who this was pulled together/edited for

almost called in sick this morning because i got so close to the end and i desperately need to know what happens next. also, had a nightmare about this book last night ... literally do NOT read this when it's dark out

oh my fucking god ... darpa mentioned

fuck you, margaret thatcher. and fuck you, ronald reagan