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the yankees stealing playing sinatra at the end of every ball game from the mets...why are they so terrible

"It is safe to assume the Mets are going to lose, but dangerous to assume they won't startle you in the process." And they're MY comfort losers!

all I'm seeing is more proof that the Yankees are ontologically evil

so much incredible mets lore so far, one of my favorite bits is that they used to literally play on top of a trash heap, like at a dump

literally right off the bat (pun intended) page one of the introduction the author refers to Hank Azaria as the voice of Homer Simpson... Hank Azaria is famously NOT the voice of Homer Simpson. Like. Hello?? This is just an ARC so I'm begging some fucking nerd in publishing to correct this.

lauren singing blue christmas somebody sedate meeeeee

godddd being waterboarded would be easier to deal with than this! the yearning is soooooo sickening!!!!! the struggle to be know and be known!!!!

This is my joker moment. Second? Third re-read? And it hits me like a sucker punch every timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

might have to log some of my more embarrassing reads of this year to hit that 150

I feel like I was harsh in my review of AFSC but I'm definitely harsher when I expected more out of a book. I have a feeling this might be a situation where the sequel makes me reflect back on the first book in a more positive way but like....the first book still needs to make sense I fear.

maybe i'm just a bitter bitch who has never been in love but telling a man "you designed me. you invented me. i swear, it feels like you fucking wrote me into existence, which means anything i've ever written belongs to you anyway" does not feel even remotely romantic. at a certain point the internalized misogyny becomes external, right? like this is just self-hatred of women.

okay i am still enjoying this but im predicting the initial "break up" was due in part to liam applying paige to college without her knowledge and paige tells him that because of him she has goals and dreams and it's like..hello? sorry to be a Feminist ^tm but it's a red flag that this woman just had no agency of her own until him (2nd red flag is that she has no female friends of her own that aren't her relatives)

feeling very mac driving dee's car into a brick wall at 60 mph right now

literally hit me directly in the face with a shovel i think it would hurt less

I need this to be good. Like I need this to be good. 20% in and I feel sick it's giving me the buzz I feel insane I feel like Dorinda saying "not well bitch!"

58% into my latest ARC and im just kinda boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

I've read such shitty books this year I feel like so all I want to do is re-read books I know I loved and would love again but once again my physical unread tbr is staring me right in the face

I'm going to say something controversial and like....your romance novel is not your therapist's office. like log on to better help . org or . com whatever it is

somehow only 3 october arcs left....6 for november. but it's basically spooky season i am begging myself to read my physical tbr

I've literally just been skimming at this point because it's so boring. If you're going to try to pull hp vibes then for the love of God don't be boring. That's the cardinal sin.

Okay either I'm dumb or the main character is dumb and/or the author thinks I'm dumb but this girl with the last name DeWinter is trying to find her parents at this hogwarts ass school but she only finds people with the last name Winter it's like girl DeWinter literally means of winter like????????

scored an arc of dawn of the north i never lose

need publishers to stop approving my requests for ARCs like don't encourage my bad behavior

8 more September pub date arcs and 11 October pub date arcs...this is fine

I keep DNF-ing ARCs my netgalley ratio gonna stay at 69% (nice) I fear

no i just picked up a new arc finally and it's unfortunately...British *shudders*