Lauren > Recent Status Updates

Mara Jade: “Good night, Luke. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
Luke, cheerfully, “Thanks, I will!”

Marius, to Cosette: “I’ll just die if you don’t love me/ever leave me!”

Me: get a new hobby

I want to know how old this girl is… Not that it’s relevant to the allegory or anything, but I just want to know

Marius is a creepy stalker

This author is definitely a cat person.

Is there a way to tell Victor Hugo nicely that I DON’T CARE about the battle of Waterloo?

I had heard this book was long. What I didn’t expect was that my app would never be able to calculate my page number or “percentage read” of the book😂

I am currently having flashbacks to that “Split Infinity” movie.

I am listening to the Moody Audio radio drama.

It’s pretty cool to be sitting in the pool, listening to Hummingbird while watching a hummingbird fly around your bushes

“The young Jedi’s cloak billowed dramatically”

…of course it did. It’s Obi-wan Kenobi. The cloak had no other choice.

DNF

This is rather disconcerting, reading a book about a girl named Lauren who lives in Arizona.