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This book is so horny!

I needed this book right now. Fluff and fun and I’m so glad

Has to be one of the worst audiobooks I’ve listened to ever. Genuinely googled to see whether it was an ai voice actor at the beginning. Anyway, I mean the plot is predictable and fine. It’s a true YA novel when most stuff skews new adult these days.

So charming

Not the mother standing at the counter eating coins of salami while her child watches cartoons. (It is literally me. I’m nightbitch?!)

I cannot get enough.

I will read anything blurbed by Megan Abbott. But, I am devouring it. Why is this my life?? But it is.

I now think I should be a transcriber. I want all the dirt and details.

Grandma’s letter to gourd? The notes from swiv? I nearly cried laughing so hard. And because I’m listening to it I nearly did that all while pulling dandelions. This book is sad, oh yes, but so deeply funny.

I’m 10 pages in and grandma is now my idol.

Ahhhhh

😵

Two stories in and I love it so much.

Smeared across the floor like a skid mark. This is a direct quote and I hate it

IDK what is going on here, but I like it.
Are we just...meditating? That seems pretty innocuous. But then again, they got poked with stuff?