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“Did you name your wood chipper after the beloved Sesame Street Character Cookie Monster and then teach a raven to beg for human snacks made from the people you murdered?”

Who the heck are Benedict and Felix???

Knox making his first friend 🥹🫶🏻

I was a lil worried that the premise of this sounded too similar to Sick Bargain (which I loved) but this is definitely unique and I can’t put it down!

Loving this so far! Perry isn’t so much dumb as he is aloof and babygirl.

Why did I expect this Vitale brother to be less unhinged just bc he’s in the fbi 😂🤡

Is she going to get less annoying and judgemental?

Awe, man… this poor grump is so excited about his “date” 😭

Ugh these dudes are disgusting but they’re also college athletes and it’s so real 🙄😂

I’m not a cryer but omggggg 😭😭😭😭😭

They are killing me with cuteness!

“How about you come over here and tell me more about birds being dinosaurs.”

Daddy (I mean big brother) Asa is the cuuuuutest 🥹

A new set of parents to hate! I love that these two are extra off-limits since they share half-siblings 😈

🫣 < me waiting for everything to blow up in Knox’s face spectacularly. He is slowly worming his way into my heart! Like… very slowly lol

I mean, it’s kiiiiinda f*cked up to use the clueless golden retriever to get over his brother (boo, hiss!)

Anddd we have bad twin… also a mood:

“I’m blasting ‘I’m Not Okay (I Promise)’ by My Chemical Romance while I carve Kit’s name into my dark wood dining table, sitting in darkness with only a few candles lit.”

“I sob into my glass of rosé as ‘Casual’ by Chappell Roan blares from my speaker.”

Mood.

Just say yes to LEADING WITH THAT, LOGAN!!!

My brain won’t allow me to stop this series now 🥴

I’ve been ready for this chaos gremlin’s story since he popped up in Reluctantly You (I have read these wildly out of order)

MAGGIE WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG

… I love them.

“Fine.” He smiled up at me. “Will you please put my dick in your mouth? Pretty please with a flip fuck on top?” “I’m not sure if you were going for innocent, but that look was serving crazy with a side of sociopath.” I gripped

Alright, so I guess we’re fighting Aunt Meredith.

“You’re twenty-five, Sebastian, and what do you have to show for it? Nothing. Your parents sacrificed everything for you. They worked themselves to the bone to give you the kind of opportunities most people would kill for. And you’ve repaid them by spending the last six years doing drugs and having sex with every groupie who throws herself at you.”

Hoping Everest discovers accountability at some point and reminding myself that his frontal lobe isn’t fully formed yet…

“I thought cuddling was supposed to be a quiet activity,” he says eventually.
“Definitely not. Cuddling is when people tell each other their secrets.”

“I’d like an apology,” I say when I’m able.
Decker blinks twice and his lips quiver with the effort it costs him not to laugh. “I’m sorry I made your dick hard, Princess.”

““Is your top-secret skinsuit closet password MY BIRTHDAY?!””

Still firmly in my hockey romance era.