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“I thought about all those years Tyson had lived on the streets of New York in a cardboard refrigerator box. How could Tyson think that Poseidon had cared for him? What kind of dad let that happen to his kid, even if his kid was a monster?”

And this is why Luke is Percy’s ultimate foil and an understandable villain!! He’s just a boy with a shit parent and he’s entitled to be hurt by that

“The ADHD part of me wondered, off task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way.” Well the rep is accurate but I didn’t say it wasn’t insulting at the same time

“Lovely friezes around here,” said Stephen to no one in particular. “Or are those bas reliefs?”
Oh Stephen my boy

Holy third act conflict

“hmmph! Wipe paws, too.” Earstripe I love you

Istvhan: the only way out of this is to grab this evil bastard and hold him hostage and maybe cut him up a little bit, he doesn’t need his ear
Also Istvhan: oh my god who tf cut his ear off

“I imagine it is probably very tiresome to be fascinating.”
“It’s better than being stoned in the streets,”
“Yes, but one prefers to have more options available.”

Hilarious actually

Andrel was on the ground and Istchan’s knuckles hurt. He gazed thoughtfully at his knuckles, then down at the man. “we do not talk that way about nuns,” he said calmly. “do we?”

If only modern real life men were like istvhan sigh

“Istvhan, loan me your sword. I need to kill this man.” I love you Stephen

“His god had been of steel but he was only flesh and bone” FUCKKKKKKK

“You overcomplicate things. You always have. You are overcomplicating this.” Oh Stephen, man of my own kind

This is good so far; I really like how Stephen’s character is being fleshed out

This is also not worth it and I’m not wasting precious time on a book that details vampire yoga more than the plot

This isn’t worth it

Why is their breath always “mingling” you don’t know each other jesusssss

She’s so stupid oh my god. A dangerous man has her tired up, tells her he knows who she is (an important political actor) and she goes “how did you know” like GIRL. DENY IT???

I’ve followed this book since before its publication but man. If the rest of the book continues with having a metaphor in every sentence idk if I can continue it

Ok ngl the roses are red violets are blue bit made me howl

Look it’s not winning any great literature awards but it IS making my Sunday night very entertaining

Literally last chapter I was about to give up because nothing happens at a pace faster than glacial in this book but. His FATHER??????

nah dnf

This is far too tragic good god

“Billions of threads and not a single one where you say no” we’re eating good tonight

Why do they always make the male lead’s narrative so weird, swear-heavy and pervy?? I fear no man we should like would talk about a woman’s “heart shaped ass”

Oh I’m sorry I didn’t realise ******* was STILL IN PLAY????