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Why is it censored I don’t get it
Why can’t you write “fuck” in your book

“Now," he said, his voice a dark promise that made me shiver with anticipation. “Are you ready for me to ruin this perfect body until you're addicted to the way I make you feel?”

lmao dude

i dont get it, if you write fantasy, why is it the women cooking and the men fishing
be better

she wears sandals i wear sneakers
ew

idk how to explain this but all character names somehow fit them perfectly

“But once he’d asked around (amazing the things you could learn, mid-orgy), he realised….”


this book is a solid 5 stars and would still be even if this didn’t exist
but it does

gosh i really couldn't care any less about physics
but who shows up to teach in a pencil skirt

love interest is a linguistics phd student oh no

a summary of everything that’s wrong with this book:

« Lennon relaxed, immediately, with that assurance. The faculty could loathe her. Her peers could hate her. But if Dante was in her corner, that was enough. »

so much info dumping holy shit

watch me not leave my room until i finish this book
or it finishes me

loving it so far, running low on sleep, wow

this feels like a lot of build up for nothing
and a lot of swearing with no effect
and also constant info dump and philosophical diatribes
while still managing to feel rushed