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Alex Ryan is on page 69 of 512 of Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)

I am HOOTING and also HOLLERING in the CLUB

— Jan 20, 2026 06:28PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is 30% done with Timequake

What a weird little book. Probably would’ve grabbed a different Vonnegut novel if I knew the conceit of this one before i started but this is honestly a weird, neat, little book

— Jan 18, 2026 06:18AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 50 of 390 of The Library at Mount Char

This shit is like smoking dabs in book form im losing my mind

— Jan 06, 2026 05:52PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 734 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

— Dec 30, 2025 04:37PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 566 of 688 of The Shining

— Dec 10, 2025 02:31PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 200 of 384 of The Captive

This shit was made in a lab for me specifically

— Nov 29, 2025 08:16AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 50 of 293 of Shadow Ticket

April speaking in baby voice: she’s just like me fr

— Nov 15, 2025 06:28AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 815 of 1074 of Under the Dome

Stephen King, sheepishly: In this one, no one is psychic
Stephen King, a grin blooming on his face: …except the dog c:

— Jun 29, 2025 05:50AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 666 of 1074 of Under the Dome

I’ve never before thought, “hell yeah, crystal meth time!” but this might be one of Uncle Steve’s finest works yet.

— Jun 27, 2025 06:02AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 78 of 466 of Golden Son (Red Rising Saga, #2)

HE WENT BACK TO THE DEAD WIFE FRIDGE AND THREW A BABY IN. WE ARE AT PEAK FRIDGED FAMILY

— Apr 10, 2025 05:50AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 282 of 382 of Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

Alright i was pretty harsh yesterday. This shit is still corny as hell but i understand the appeal now lol

— Apr 06, 2025 07:15AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 120 of 382 of Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

This shit is so fucking corny lmao. Dude really thought he was spitting with this one

— Apr 05, 2025 06:24AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 105 of 605 of Orb Sceptre Throne (Novels of the Malazan Empire #4)

It feels SO good to be back

— Feb 09, 2025 06:34AM Add a comment

Orb Sceptre Throne (Novels of the Malazan Empire #4)

Alex Ryan is on page 230 of 292 of The Elementals

A lot less goofy than beetlejuice imo

— Feb 07, 2025 06:47AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 806 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

Zarb Kushkam? Fucking Star Wars ass name

— Dec 21, 2024 07:45AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 160 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

He really took the “nothing happens! boring!” criticisms of the last two books to heart lmao my ass is overwhelmed by plot

— Dec 07, 2024 11:45AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 60 of 175 of The Emperor's Soul

— Nov 28, 2024 04:16PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 360 of 518 of The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Wayfarers, #1)

Wow, that’s a lot of Big Story Events and we’re not even at the climax.

— Nov 27, 2024 09:17AM Add a comment

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Wayfarers, #1)

Alex Ryan is on page 1100 of 1231 of Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4)

Truly didn’t think Brando had that twist in him, GODDAMN.

— Nov 09, 2024 06:58AM Add a comment

Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4)

Alex Ryan is on page 400 of 1007 of The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

lord help me i am back on my bullshit

— Jun 28, 2024 05:49PM Add a comment

The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Alex Ryan is on page 55 of 209 of This Is How You Lose the Time War

I’m just gonna have to assume this is a booktok book based off how bad of a time I’m having lmao

— Jun 20, 2024 07:11PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 47 of 172 of Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)

Murderbot, my beloved

— May 21, 2024 05:00PM Add a comment

Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)

Alex Ryan is on page 350 of 403 of Devil House

Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I am putting the book down and going for a walk. Might stare at the void for a bit

— May 19, 2024 07:07AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 199 of 403 of Devil House

I am. Not excited. For what’s gonna happen to these fucking kids!!!!!!

— May 15, 2024 05:02PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is 20% done with The Other Wind (Earthsea Cycle, #6)

— Apr 27, 2024 04:23PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 437 of 704 of Dune (Dune #1)

It’s like if Dopesmoker was a book

— Apr 18, 2024 04:43PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 236 of 704 of Dune (Dune #1)

Im sooooooooo fucking sandpilled rn

— Apr 12, 2024 05:18PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 75 of 704 of Dune (Dune #1)

His name is Paul???? His mom is Jessica??? Duncan fucking Idaho??????? Lemme guess… the worm is “Jimmy?”

— Apr 10, 2024 11:02AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 250 of 443 of Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)

— Apr 01, 2024 07:21PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 170 of 228 of The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)

oh god dammit im discworld pilled already

— Mar 18, 2024 05:33PM Add a comment

The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)

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