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guys i’m starting to think the hacienda might be haunted

Kind of glad I didn’t get around to this one in high school

Every time I watch The Ritual I go “oh shit it’s based on a book” and this time I actually followed through by reading a completely different novel

More like the toot hours (jk we’re having fun)

Every Fantasy author is named Brent or Brett or Brandon or Brian. I deadass thought this was a Brian Stavely book until like 100 pages in. This shit whips though.

He used to be called Trotter in the first draft, you know.

back on my bullshit again

Just learned Tamsyn Muir is married to a man but only because they’re homestuck stans. It all makes SO much sense now

I am HOOTING and also HOLLERING in the CLUB

What a weird little book. Probably would’ve grabbed a different Vonnegut novel if I knew the conceit of this one before i started but this is honestly a weird, neat, little book

This shit is like smoking dabs in book form im losing my mind

This shit was made in a lab for me specifically

April speaking in baby voice: she’s just like me fr

Stephen King, sheepishly: In this one, no one is psychic
Stephen King, a grin blooming on his face: …except the dog c:

I’ve never before thought, “hell yeah, crystal meth time!” but this might be one of Uncle Steve’s finest works yet.

HE WENT BACK TO THE DEAD WIFE FRIDGE AND THREW A BABY IN. WE ARE AT PEAK FRIDGED FAMILY

Alright i was pretty harsh yesterday. This shit is still corny as hell but i understand the appeal now lol

This shit is so fucking corny lmao. Dude really thought he was spitting with this one

It feels SO good to be back

A lot less goofy than beetlejuice imo

Zarb Kushkam? Fucking Star Wars ass name

He really took the “nothing happens! boring!” criticisms of the last two books to heart lmao my ass is overwhelmed by plot