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3 forewords? No. You gotta be kidding me

The coffee shop is called The Coffee Shop, and the tea shop is called the Tea Shoppe. Surely you are joking. How much lazier can you get?

As a happily childfree person, I'll never understand this panicked frenzy to breed

You are so very special Mary-Sue!!! So special, you don't need further personality traits beyond being a special snowflake!!

Only a bored western liberal could write such a whiney hipster shit

After all the trash (Snooki Stackhouse books) I've been reading lately I needed an intellectual pick-me-up. Gaiman, as always, succeeds in saving my brain capacity

Very interesting, but the pro-breeder stuff is really off-putting

says a normie grown-up should want two things; getting married and start a family. Oh, really? Uh-oh! I'll be 35 next month but I want neither. What now??

Boredom, made worse by all the breeder/anti-choicer bs

Rather on the boring side, Idk which thread is less interesting, Claire/Jamie's settler life or the Brianna/Roger (God, that guy is the epitome of boredom) storyline

They made a breeder out of Dexter, o tempora o mores! Very very contrived:/

How corny it is to read this in the Highlands?

Neither Mary-Sue, nor Gary-Stu has a gram of extra fat, despite being in their late 40s. Getting flabby is reserved for mediocre/irrelevant characters.

Booooooooooooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

An evil gay person who's gonna (evil sexually I guess) torture Our Hero! Seriously? For real? Yet again??

Meh...

EWWWWWWW, seriously!!!!

:sigh: Why do I torture myself reading % after % about 'domestic bliss' with a fuckling?? I mean it's great advertisement for childfree lifestyle, but a shorter description would do the job too. And I can already see the inevitable conclusion; BUUUTIIIIITSWOOOOORTHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!44!!!!! -_-

All this breedertalk makes me gag. Breeder-friendly franchise I guess -_-

I hope I won't be such an aloof, snobbish bitch when I get to this age

Special snowflake syndrome

Feminazi's paradise of 'all men are EEEVIL' and 'all womyn are sisters'

Too much corny breedertalk.

The most entertaining character is the whole series so far is old Simon - featured for about 10 pages -_-

"his penis was silken..." Oh God, no! Silky penis, for real??

All the baby and preggo talk is slightly cloying

That awkward moment, when a small, toothless, toadlike guy seems more interesting than the 'hero'

The Mary-Sue is strong with this one

""My best clients I declare," he declared..." Really?

Killing me softly with boredom