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The important stuff is always difficult to understand, Mr. Proprietor

I have completely lost the plot on the TV fridge story. I seem to have been reading this same story for hours but apparently it's only been 10 minutes. Times works different in purgatory I guess.

There was also some nut whose act consisted of standing on a chair, jumping straight up into the air and then diving and landing square on his head. Not on his hands, mind you; they were held tight to his sides. No, he would land smack on his goddamn head.

It was a short act but it certainly was a hell of an opener.
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It was like the flash that I have heard morphine addicts describe, a warm sensual blanket that comes after a cold, sick rejection.
I was hooked.
W O O F

An active homosexual is one who does the doing, and the passive is one who just lies back.
You'll never see this in an AAA driving manual, but that's the way it is.
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"I just wanted to shake the hand that patted the ass of Lana Turner"

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The Navy taught me a sterile sense of cleanliness, punctuality, and gave me the security of belonging. For the first time I was able to relate to my fellow man.

2/ doesn't hang up his clothes.

Lonesome people are a vast neglected segment of that mythical American Public the advertising men are always talking about. One mustn't assume that all lonely people are pensioners, old maids, and physically handicapped shut ins. There are lonesome young men who sit in the Greyhound Bus Station and there are secretaries who live in immaculate apartments that they wouldn't mind having messed up by some guy who doesn't

Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?

Big big biiiig fan of wistfullness

Then, too, they were my mother and father-the mother and father I had always dreamed about- and I always had good company, which made me think about all the lonesome people who lived in furnished rooms with their container of milk or can of beer on the window ledge.

The fake dating trope can really carry a whole novel on its back fr

I'm not dying like I was over the first one rip

Pain genetics lab director at McGill "Even if you decide you should only be studying one sex, it damn well should be females. Most patients with pain are women. We fail in our duties if we conduct research using only male rodents, producing results that might only serve men."

Knowledge gap: "we literally know less about every aspect of female biology compared to male biology."
Trust gap: women aren't believed.
Women's symptoms are not taken seriously because medicine doesn't know as much about their bodies and health problems. And medicine doesn't know much about their bodies and health problems because it's doesn't take their symptoms seriously.

Yeah I've never bullied someone mercilessly every day for years so we are at least a little bit different 🙄

She is literally the fucking worst lmaooo 1st chapter Samantha actually mightve deserved that car crash low-key 😭😭

Camp sees everything in quotation marks. To perceive camp in objects and persons is to understand being-as-playing-a-role.

A great deal of camp suggests Empsoms phase 'urban pastoral'

To talk about Camp is therefore to betray it.

Now Seth? That's my boy

Oh sweetie nooooo. It's giving my best friends wedding.

Abigail let that 🥭

Why is it that when I start to doubt her she proves me wrong 😭 kasie west the legend that you are

I have graduated from 0 interest in Cooper to being confused and irritated by Cooper, thereby making Abby a much more relatable character 😆

This is definitely as addicting as her other books but I'm just not attached to the characters 😩 I literally have 0 interest in Cooper and my fave is Elliot who is hardly around rip. Grandpa's cool too I guess.

Abby my love you're darling but more than a little pathetic unfortunately

Women are seven times more likely to be sent home from the hospital IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING A HEART ATTACK.

Accd. to the AARDA it takes nearly 4 yrs+4 doctors, on avg., before a patient w an autoimmune disease is properly diagnosed. Nearly half report that before they were diagnosed, they were dismissed as "chronic complainers" who were overly concerned w their health.