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Julie lowkey being hot and bothered by Ramses, when he literally came to life in front of her less than a few hours ago, is kinda funny to me LMAO

“I’m telling you it tried to kill me!” Henry roared like a madman.
“That’s what I’m telling you! The damned thing got out of the coffin
and tried to strangle me with its right hand!”

I'd say you deserved it for attempting to poison Julie in front of him, Henry. He already watched you to do that to Lawrence too (-_-)

The more Nora speaks about her "life" with Dan, the worse he seems. Girl. LEAVE that man in the past it was a good riddance.

«‘This book is the source of all your problems, and the answer to them too.’
‘But what is it?’
‘It is called, my dear, The Book of Regrets.’»

The book of regrets being "far heavier than it looked" is kind of a nice detail

Elliot has been with both the uncle AND his nephew omg

The Mummy Curse hit me too damn. The amount of shit that has happened since I started this book...

Everything is fleeting, except Ephrene's love for eating Roahawk meat 🍖

I see that the giving of a block of tofu to a person recently released from jail/police custody exists even in this fictional world 🤣

«“You know what they say. If you love something, let it free or some shit like that.”
I shook my head. “That is ridiculous. It should be, if you love something, lock it away so that it never escapes.”»

A love confession, but at what cost

Uh oh. I know we're already in the middle of the break-up period, but... 🫪

Breaking into each other's houses is their love language, I guess 🤣

Breaking into someone's apartment just to clean it up, pet the cat and then leave a reply letter is diabolical

«“I can do as I please. If that’s a problem, then I suggest you stay far away from me.”»

Dude YOU bought HIM a drink without asking 😭 YOU smiled at HIM when he was simply looking at you. YOU said that the drink was an invitation.

Wtf do you want him to do??? 💀

GIRL??? 💀
I thought this was a thriller about influencers. how tf did we get here 😭😭😭

«“I’m just saying, being an influencer isn’t, like, the hardest thing in the world.”»

Iz is literally the only sane person in this book

«Iz shakes her head. “I really don’t—”
“We’re not leaving unless you take one.” Bella Marie’s voice pitches lower this time. “This is your week to be free. Let go of all your worries. You can’t tell me you haven’t had drugs before, Isla Harris. Have fun!”»

Yikes... Private islands, "safe" pink drugs, a top secret vacation where photos are not allowed... Right.

«Hear that? I save lives.
So, in the grand scheme of things, I’m a good person.
A great fucking person.
Everyone in my Chloe Crew tells me so.»

Girl what are you TALKING about 😭

Julie slowly descending into the same madness as Chloe is ... Interesting.

Uh oh. OG Deculein still exists?

«“Sometimes I wish I were an office worker. They can clock out every day at five p.m. and live their lives. But influencers? Work, work, work. All the time, every second. People don’t know how hard it is to be us.”»

💀

«“I can be a stern brunch daddy if I want to be,” I say.
Her nose wrinkles. “I don’t even want to know what that is.”»

Jack, how the hell do you know that term 😭 is he secretly a chick-lit fan

Ah, there it is. The third act breakup.

Rationally, I know Abby is taking it too personally when Jack is clearing having a breakdown. But I also can't really say it's unrealistic. I know I'd lash out too.

I don't like this 😭

«“It’s a nice place,” I answer. “Want to get some food?”
Her nose wrinkles. “Food is very date-ish.”
“Oh, come on.” I roll my eyes. “People get food with their great-aunts that they don’t even like.”
“Are you saying that you’re something like a great-aunt that I don’t even like for me?”»

🤣🤣

Here we goooo

The "fuck it, we ball" Moment™

«“I’m not a complete ass,” I remind him. “Just a partial ass.” I consider for a moment. “With a completely great ass.”»

Jack... 😭

I didn't really like Alice at first, but she's a very good friend to Perveen 🥹🫶

“Oh my God. My father representing me, in borrowed clothes!”
Perveen moaned. “You will not only humiliate me, but we’re bound to
lose!”

😭😭 girl is that what you're worried about right now?!

Why is every single man (except Perveen's father) so despicable 😶

So not only is Cyrus an abusive drunkard, he also probably has an STI... So he's not actually working but whoring around too... Can we kill this guy now?

"She was my husband’s wife—his second wife—and she deserved to die.”

Well fucking hurrah! I guess 😐 I'm so pissed off right now.