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This book is an unholy child of several popular YA series. It feels like chopping various chapters from fanfic and just updating the character names to be consistent

Page 189 and someone just ordered pancakes in a Waffle House. I’m gonna throw this book.

Seven HOURS into this audiobook and the main character hasn’t figured out everyone else is supernatural

It doesn’t subvert the trope to call out the trope then do it anyway. This book is insufferable

Omg, the narrator for the audio book spells out the S-I-G in SIG Sauer. *eye twitch*

"Men, I had often observed, were never happier than when they believed they were imparting wisdom."

God this is poorly written, inconsistent fan fiction. Not only inconsistent with canon but inconsistent within its own story lines.

Nope nope nope

You don't backhand someone with your palm. Get it together.

"I have faith that men can be as reasonable and logical as women if they but try."

"I smoked opium once. It felt like listening to you, only rather more mundane."

"They used to say that a man became a magician who was too scheming for parliament, too blood thirsty for the Army, and too much of a blood sodomite for the Navy. But these are not quite the end times. We must still attempt to merit the name of civilized people. "

This book is Harry Potter+The Hunger Games, in space.

2nd story romance is a way sudden but makes sense if you imagine it drawn out

First story: DNF. What even was that?

Well, the first 20% added no value beyond the cover story...

"The woman fell to her knees like a two dollar whore." Really? This from a character whose mom was a prostitute? Ugh.

Uses "hood rats" and "thugs" on the first page... Not promising.

His flavor "like precious salt" Ewww

Yeah, this book was going great until the final story which has rape as its central and most commonly recurring theme.

Friend zoooooone :,(

Well that was actually nice and unrapey.

Well this is rather disappointing.