Madi Dyck > Recent Status Updates

holy crap


my heart aches for crane! leave this poor baby alone!!

woof (derogatory)

the emotional tool this book has dealt me?

Chef’s kiss

She did wHAT while doing wHAT?!

But in all seriousness, I'm pleasantly surprised with how much I'm enjoying this...

Why is this narrator an insufferable middle school girl trapped in a 20-something’s body

I fucking hate wasps but this?

Dawg, drowning a wasp in piss is a bit much!

Holy frick this sucks

Damn, Wendy’s a freak

WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE CPR DOLL

Needs more murder

If you find this hot, seek help.


Immediately

wtf is wrong with the sound of music?!?

Am I loving this?
Absolutely. Middle school me would’ve eaten this up.

But someone tell me why this girl is attracted to sideburns >:(

I cannot think of Patch as anything other than my tubby orange cat….

wtf was that

There’s no fracking way someone saw “Jovi” and thought that’d be a great protagonist name

Welp, here we go again

As much fun as I'm having reading this, there's no stakes. Hyping up that "you could die at any moment!" every other page gets old faaaaaast

They did WHAT in the Wendy’s bathroom?!?

I LOVE SPACE DRAMA AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND

i'm never looking at a snail the same way again

Aaaaaaand now I can't eat mushrooms ever again...

fhere’s no way this book was written by women, you’re lying to me

I’m not usually a fan of historical fiction but I’ll make an exception for this one….