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“I thought you were a goddess that I worshiped in secret” OH MY GOD?

Also this book made me not so scared of death, so that’s cool. :)

I, too, would like a man who gets hard from me simply looking in his direction.

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

I am also in love with Skylar Stones tits

The fact they haven’t figured anything out is infuriating bc I knew from the START. Also Elena still needs therapy.

Hey so, I hate this. Elena, can I give you a hug? And a therapist? And a lawyer? And like, a trip to the moon? Maybe a gun? Honey…

If they don’t kiss soon I’m gonna kms

This bitch is nuts