Rhayne > Recent Status Updates

I don’t trust this white boy

I’m intrigued

I was wrong, that young lady didn’t deserve any smoke, I was mad at the wrong white lady

I don’t care if this woman’s lobe isn’t fully developed, she honestly deserved a swift backhand

what

YUCK

I don’t know why I keep picking up Sayaka Murata’s work

I was lowkey rooting for her but she’s actually evil

I was feeling bad for her up until this point, you know, but with the way she’s acting, you would think her husband declared he was gonna be a drag queen

Ah to be a rich white nepo man

I’m realizing that every single SA Cosby book I read will give me heart palpitations

Going for a jog right after you gave birth is crazy work, girl if you don’t sit down

Clutching my heart and saying aw every few minutes

I’m in for a crazy ride

HUH??????????

Please don’t let her fall in love with this goat like demonic creature

Not going in the direction I thought it would go, unsure how to feel about

Pawpaw? Eyebrow emoji

BOG BOSS ABITHA WHOOP HIM AGAIN

Every story makes me gasp audibly

EACH STORY IS SO EERIE #scared

Extremely weird and off-putting off the jump, this is gonna be good

Thank goodness I was born in this generation, like what do you mean I’m a whore tempting men because a stray hair fell out of my cap.