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"Maggie looked down at her hands. They were chapped and raw but not quite bleeding. They looked like the rest of her felt."

Banger simile

"The problem wasn't that Maggie hated Christmas; the problem was that Christmas hated Maggie. Every terrible thing that had ever happened to her had occurred with a backdrop of carols and lights, and eventually, Maggie had no choice but to start taking it personally."

IT'S MALACHI TIMEEEEEEE

"Honor is a light that brings trouble. Shadows are safer by far."

How can I love these two fools so much already 🥺

Loving the crossover with TE&TS! 🥹

"Do Father and Mother even understand pain and heartache? They 'help' those less fortunate, with her luncheons and his land donations for Midlands. Being privileged is their goal; they'll never see it as a problem."

"IQ measures cognitive abilities, such as how well you process information, how quickly you grasp concepts (...). However, it does not translate into effective decision-m aking, self-regulation or social awareness. You can be a brilliant intellectual, but struggle to manage your emotions and communicate poorly."

THE SIX ADHD SUPERPOWERS
1. Focus Beam (lock on a target, and not stop until you've reached your goal)

2. Vision Crafter (create precise plans without procrastinating)

3. Time Warp (control time, rather than let it control you)

4. Mind Vault (recall knowledge and info at the time you need it most)

5. Mental Morph (adapt to any situation)

6. Impulse Shield (deflect your impulses)

"I'm a big fan of change when I am the one driving it, but come to me with a last-minute pivot which makes no sense and I am imagining you as Victim Number Three in my next crime novel."

"The strengths you bring to the table are your unique selling point. That's why you got the job! You didn't get it because of your weaknesses; you were hired despite them. (...) Yes, develop your weaknesses, but keep enhancing your strengths as well."

"Someone's perfection will be another person's first draft"

"Y'all a throuple?" GRANDMA MVP PUAJAJAJAJA

"You rimmed it! You actually got close" DON'T FEEL BAD KENZIE I MADE A FACE TOO

Excited to read this, as someone whose ADHD also went undiagnosed for many years and whose thoughts scream bloody murder

I can sense this one becoming a personal favourite so fast 😌🤌🏻

Me, an asexual, reading NSFW scenes: "Okay but like, anatomically-"