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"El infierno no me asusta tanto. He estado en Benidorm." LAPIDARIO

I am this 🤏🏼 close to calling quits. The "predatory dyke lesbian who steals the poor MC's wife" trope is offensive beyond words, and while at first it looked like it might be just one of the MCs being a douche, both of them partake in it. Yikes.

Besides, this book has clearly NOT been picked up by an editor, ie. the poor grammar and repetitive sentence structures are making it tough to keep reading.

Oye no hace apenas dos páginas eran las doce y media, cómo que ahora son las DOS y media 🥲

«Para los treinta, siempre pensó Delia, hay que tenerlo ya todo bien organizado, porque, si no, luego llega el suplicio de los treinta y tres y bien te puede pasar la que le pasó a Jesucristo.»

Since I have already been screamed at for raising the points detailed in Part One of this book with "concerned" family members who are just "worried about the increasing amount of fat people"... Yeah, I am most definitely recommending this book.

Could the murderer please halt his killing pattern for a minute and off Dante? I cannot with this guy and his rants, sir please just shut up

Can the train just like. Derail and fall off the cliff and crash and burn and lay all these insufferable people to rest. Pretty please.

«Ale, como traigas a Satanás a la habitación se lo vas a explicar tú a mamá» estoy a lagrimones

okay why is Dante helping Anna out like ???

girl why on Earth are you spilling the tea about your Very Secret Revenge Plans to your son-of-your-family's-nemesis ex 😭 be fr

Someone give Kit a tank of chamomile tea before she legit harms or kills Lenora 🥲 Sis isn't doing well at ALL

«Virginia.» i am VERY sorry but who's that again 😭

«Mr. Gurlain chose me because Lenora Hope is the one patient nobody—not even the police—will mind if I kill.»

«So Jonathan kisses him back, hard and hungry. This is love, this is fractious worship and ruinous adoration; this is what he has always wanted.»

Five buck says y'all would NEVER guess the situational context of this

«It took a while to start talking [to Ellis], but that was how it was for Jonathan. He had always wished he could unwrap words like soft candies and place them directly on their tongues so that he would be understood, he would be liked, and he would never have to open his own mouth and risk saying everything wrong.»

"At my feet was a gravel driveway that led through the woods and back to the road, just long enough to feel truly abandoned but with that tiny, subtle hope of finding civilization at the end of the path."

"Speaking of help, I'm volunteering at the local animal shelter. I just adopted two rottweiler/pit-bull mixes with behavioural control problems. Fun fact, their previous owner played death metal every time he fed them, so now they associate the sounds of human screaming with dinner"