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Could the murderer please halt his killing pattern for a minute and off Dante? I cannot with this guy and his rants, sir please just shut up

Can the train just like. Derail and fall off the cliff and crash and burn and lay all these insufferable people to rest. Pretty please.

«Ale, como traigas a Satanás a la habitación se lo vas a explicar tú a mamá» estoy a lagrimones

okay why is Dante helping Anna out like ???

girl why on Earth are you spilling the tea about your Very Secret Revenge Plans to your son-of-your-family's-nemesis ex 😭 be fr

Someone give Kit a tank of chamomile tea before she legit harms or kills Lenora 🥲 Sis isn't doing well at ALL

«Virginia.» i am VERY sorry but who's that again 😭

«Mr. Gurlain chose me because Lenora Hope is the one patient nobody—not even the police—will mind if I kill.»

«So Jonathan kisses him back, hard and hungry. This is love, this is fractious worship and ruinous adoration; this is what he has always wanted.»

Five buck says y'all would NEVER guess the situational context of this

«It took a while to start talking [to Ellis], but that was how it was for Jonathan. He had always wished he could unwrap words like soft candies and place them directly on their tongues so that he would be understood, he would be liked, and he would never have to open his own mouth and risk saying everything wrong.»

"At my feet was a gravel driveway that led through the woods and back to the road, just long enough to feel truly abandoned but with that tiny, subtle hope of finding civilization at the end of the path."

"Speaking of help, I'm volunteering at the local animal shelter. I just adopted two rottweiler/pit-bull mixes with behavioural control problems. Fun fact, their previous owner played death metal every time he fed them, so now they associate the sounds of human screaming with dinner"

"I had recently received an annoying and unsolicited prophecy about how I was cursed to watch all of my friends die. So far, it looked like Calvin was going to dodge that bullet by a mile."

"It had been a long and uneventful double shift—my third one of the week—and my body's blood-to-coffee was, as usual, close to fatal levels (...). All I could do was tread water and hope the snowstorm was enough to keep customers from bothering me too much. Only idiots and madmen would go out in weather like this, but unfortunately, our town had a surplus of both."

WE ARE SO BACK

This is absolutely exquisite

What a bunch of conniving sneaky little rats

I swear each of these folks is just living in a diff literary gente altogether 😭 Jem's rocking her PI era, Jonathan and Patrick are going through their dark paranormal phase, Cameron is the paradigmatic Spy Thriller MC. They're not in the same wavelength

I cannot believe I'm mostly on Jem's side now. Really speaks volumes about how shady everyone else is being 😭

I honestly would NOT be able to put up with Jen for 10' if you paid me a fortune

«Almost anyone can become an ally of an abusive man by inadvertently adopting his perspective (...). Some people claim, "these abuse activists are anti male".

How is it anti-male to be against abuse?

Are we supposed to pretend we don't notice that the overwhelming majority of abusers are male?»

«I probably should have been a little more interested in the fact that Loren was tapped into our mental Wi-Fi network, but the thing about traumatic paranormal murder disasters that nobody ever tells you is this: eventually, you bit a plateau where nothing really surprises you anymore."

El primer relato me ha parecido súper tierno 🥺 Por no mencionar la habilidad que requiere hacer algo nuevo con el tropo de "Una Sola Cama" en pleno annus domini 2026

"I've always found small talk to be like running through wet sand—exhausting and, in most cases, completely unnecessary."

«"I'm not wearing a tie to a frat party," I firmly stated, and got a hefty sigh from the ghost reading a gay pirate romance.»

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