Diana Prince > Recent Status Updates

What is it with men and not knowing how to be not an asshole. This isn't even the miscommunication trope it's just men being stupid for no good goddamn reason. I think she should give up on him and pursue her own Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo instead of entertaining this guy

"Plenty of boring assholes out there. You've played the Red Sox." Absolutely took me out

I wish I could take this book apart with my tongue. It's delicious in every conceivable way.

I can already tell I'm going to get absolutely wrecked by this book

I hate to break it to all of you but this is the cutest fucking shit I've ever read. After a really rough day this was exactly what I needed. I'm still reading it and I just love it.

It's nearly 4 in the morning and I just never want to put this book down. It's my second time reading it and the funny thing is, the details have all faded in time until I did forget Addie LaRue again, except as an idea. How joyous it is to discover her again, and remember.

Ashleigh is me and I love her. I haven't stopped laughing for longer than a page so far.

The way I already want to eat a bullet over this

COOL MOTIVE, STILL MURDER

I can say, as someone from Southeastern Connecticut, that I don't care for Darlington at all but I would cut off my left tit for Dawes. She's my Girl Friday and is my favorite supporting character by a mile.

Alex coming off the chain is what I really needed out of this book to make it interesting. If only it hadn't taken SO LONG to get here

The cover is so misleading I need them to be doing significantly more filthy freak nasty sloppy style [unhinged NSFW descriptors continue]

Exchanging spiritual energy has never been so hot and it deserves to go next level is all I'm saying

I didn't even need to see the words "ADHD" to know that Phoebe was me and I feel so seen

These books are THE HEIGHT OF ROMANCE to me. Everything I've wanted since Never Seduce a Scot has been laid lovingly at my feet in this book. We love a grizzled war hero slash single dad and his new governess slash secret viscountess on the run from her abusive husband who are slowly falling in love with each other!!!!! Nothing gives me an overflow of serotonin quite like Highland romances do.

Another night staying up late to text my grandma about this book. Trying to read to wind down at night with these rebels is impossible.

The romance! The mystery! The cozy vibes!!! I can't get enough of this book, truly.

THERE'S ANOTHER ASSHOLE TRANSPORT omg what is the University doing to make ships like this lmfao I love Holism though this is hilarious

"I sent, We're coming in with a possible pursuit, and send it a vid of the B-E shuttle getting booped by the pathfinder."

Sure Murderbot that's exactly what you did to the shuttle. Just booped it right on the nose with a wittle exploding missile

Forgot to update where I actually am in the book during my outburst

"Huh. That bothered me. I'd rather see the SecUnits I expected to see than not see them, if that makes sense."

I actually said "uh, YEAH" very emphatically, out loud, interrupting someone else's conversation at the worst possible time

drop everything we're making a movie

"I could be angry at her, I guess, since she tried to take Arada prisoner. But since the thing that happened I don't think I've had an emotion that wasn't the visual equivalent of a wet blanket crumpled on the floor." I genuinely said "oh, sweetie!" out loud. I would crawl into the book & watch media with you if I could, Murderbot. I think you would love The Expanse & it's way better than feeling like a sad blanket.

I've been reading for hours but the approaching third act always makes me nervous to continue! Plus it's almost 2 in the morning so it's about time for me to actually try sleeping. Tomorrow's happily ever after awaits.

JIN'S EYES AAAAHHHHHH

I've fully entered my simp era. To everyone who chastised me for waiting so long to read this you were right and I'm sorry but wow have I been giggling over this for the entire day or WHAT

Reading the GRAPHIC AUDIO version of this book with my soulmate Kelly, and let me tell you...I just might bump this book up a star for the experience alone. I'm obsessed with these voice actors. Reading ACOMAF like this may just do me in.

Is it just me or is Ross incredibly sus? Doesn't show up in foresight, illusions don't stick to him...SOMETHING is up with this guy

I LOVE Hugh. Absolutely guffawing at how hilarious and awesome his character is. This is such a fun book so far. I missed Kate so much!