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willing and able to read every p&p adaptation that exists

so he turns down cheese in one chapter because he’s lactose intolerant and then in another he suggests getting pizza and then eats said pizza ? what the hell, sure.

hate-reading this

Only 1/3 in and they are already getting together ????????????? The hating game you are not and never will be.

omfg ..

….we have to go back

“His hand travels over my stomach, and then under the hem of my skirt, where he finds my stomach”

Were there .. ANY editors in the room???? I’m dnfing by eod

4 hours left… ts is too damn long

king of the woodlands with acorn brown hair oh i’m sure

the word “awesome” appearing in this fantasy book.. i have to laugh

if he has some terminal illness i am gonna be pissedddddd

why everything gotta be roses and thorns ..

“read by patti murin” 🤤

for the plot..

Genuinely how does this have 4.5 hours left

okayyyy i thought this was universally well liked for some reason and just now finding out it’s not 😀✊

i don’t like that 2022 persuasion exists in this universe… i already have to live with it existing in mine

i think im in a slump

we’ve arrived at the final act miscommunication trope…don’t pmo

i just think as a society—

another day another free audible original

ashley this is your last chance 🫵

let me tell you something LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

This shit is so funny