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i cant tell if the trope filled horniness is intentional or not

why is he so horny

WAIT?? I was so confused when he wasnt talking about anything except the weird stalker he had and I was like ok when is the memoir going to continue.

ITS SUSPENSE THRILLER FICTION? LMAO

dude transcendental meditation and david lynch are haunting me wtf did i do

SPOILERS:

dude it’s the milk

1%isn’t the rich. it’s the milk.

watch. you’ll see.

this shits getting weird

i’m not crying you’re crying

when lin manuel miranda said alexander hamilton i got war flashbacks

“birds exist to teach us about the sky”

this poor kid needs therapy :( his anxiety is impacting every aspect of his life

ew reading harry potter? this book came out in 2019 we’ve KNOWN jkr has been like this since way longer.

listen i don’t think gay people should be punished for being gay,,,,, but i do think gay people should be punished if they’re STUPID wtf

i fucking called it. HIS EMAILS!? idiots.

internalized homophobia from the one older gay character???? i’m so confused and disgusted by this book. does the author have no appreciation for harvey milk?????

despite himself this despite himself that DEAR GOD

Seemingly out of nowhere, Cameron has gotten extremely annoying. It feels like a cheap attempt to create tension or conflict among the characters but doesn’t seem believable. Why is he so upset people are talking about his mom? He didn’t care earlier when it happened.

“I go to the toilet thinking he will be watching me as I walk away, completely enthralled by me. I glance back and he’s looking at his phone.”
girl 🥲🥲🥲 he does not care about you at all pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

already sobbing

es lesbiana

i am really enjoying it so far 😭 if you love libraries you should read this.

why are they surprised he’s going to split the prize 4 ways??? like wtf i’d be pissed if my bestie did not and i risked my life for this game lmao

why did that old asshat wait until AFTER a dozen families were blown up and one of their best friends murdered to step in and help?? yeah i’ll pay for ur plane tickets to my house but yeah stopping a corporation from murdering people is not something i care about

god they’re so annoying

“You have much to learn if you want to earn a place among the highest scorers”

i predict that whatever the copper key is or the tomb of horrors is in a place accessible by lower level players? like “if you think you can win the competition by scoring high then you’ve got a big storm coming” kind of riddle.