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cat: man i hope she doesn't suffer from internalized homophobia but i get it
meanwhile georgiana: I want that cookie NOW!!!

Yuri.......yuri......need yuri..

Carson I have only ever gafed about you <33333

nonbinary yuri...save me nonbinary yuri...
nonbinary yuri

CG DREWS KNOWS HOW I LIKE MY
YAOI

Gonna miss this diva (Laurie)

NO ONE WRITES QUEER TEENAGE BOY YEARNING LIKE CG DREWS

“Football is gay as fuck. Sports in general are gay as fuck.”

IM SOBBING RN WIPING AWAY MY TEARS IN PUBLIC ,.,,

Disturbingly accurate depiction of a horny 18yo boy

I SMELL THE CRAZIEST T4T PLOT TWIST COMING…

I SMELL THE CRAZIEST T4T PLOT TWIST COMING,,..

THIS BOOK IS SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE IT

This book does so much and it does it all COMPETENTLY. it's freaking great

im....i cant........i cant......what even is this book??????????????????? i gotta stay committed for the bit but i have a feeling its going to be difficult

i cant believe im reading gay amish romance...i mean, i wasn't supposed to take it seriously in the first place, but issac is so horny i really cant take it seriously THIS MAN IS SO REPRESSED

ELEND VENTURE MY LOVE !
also vin ofc, and ham, and SAZED

That was way too much fucking in such a short span of time girl I need a little plot to string me along 😭 we all know smut doesn’t do anything for me

YOURE TELLING ME THE ASEXUAL REP WASNT A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION?

HES SO WHIPPED

Ok so like ignoring the fact that I, notorious hater of 21st-century heterosexual romance dynamics in fiction, am currently reading a straight romance novel (it’s for a reading challenge to diversify my tastes)—I am definitely looking for asexual rep THAT I KNOW IS NOT THERE 😭 but it so could be ….. it so could be that… can a girl dream

I don’t even know what to say anymore I just hate this woman

April is a terrible person….but at least she’s…kind of self aware?

This is a strange strange novel