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I’m eating this shit up

Omg the author used to work a Mizzou and live in COMO!! Was also in the local roller derby league I’m obsessed with her aura

Me 🤝 fictional men named Gus

I’m already feeling called out

Guys I didn’t know there is so much drama with lobster fishing I’m literally so fascinated rn

They def are sisters because they’re both soooooooo emotionally constipated it’s crazy

Travis Kelce mention? Ariana what are you doing here?

The way i forgot she was married to Michael Jackson

Thomas Jefferson jump scare :(
Thomas Jefferson being called stupid :)

Jane Goodall being worshiped as a saint 🙂‍↕️ ikr. Very specific to my brand this week in particular actually

“The first thing you have to do when fighting for a better life is refuse the elite’s rules”. Slay

This book is capturing being a British teenage girl in the 2010s so well they keep mentioning Glee Tumblr. (I know I’m not British but I was in the trenches, too. okay?)

Summer reading challenge: Published year you were born

Reading this like a mf textbook

Save a horse!

OMG how have they not figured this out yet

The modern references are jarring but I understand they're needed

I hate colonialism <3

Hell yeah sister! Might as well be called Lorena Bobbitt!

RUE :(