M.Elizabeth Rival > Recent Status Updates

Spared a sentient sex doll scene. Things are looking up.

Oh god, is this a sex book.

“What do you think of when you look at me, Grayson Hawthorne?” A TWO! Sick burn.

It should be illegal to write the phrase, “I swallowed” more than once a page. We all already knew this about you, hoe.

WHY IS SHE SWEATING SO MUCH FROM BOWLING? This is ridiculous. Just alone in her castle absolutely drenched from bowling. Bowling is the new CrossFit I guess.

Sentient dishrag inherits billions. Buys no ponies nor a personality. Lusts after 4 interchangeable brothers who may be her cousins (come on sis…)You can tell she’s a “strong female lead” as she either remains completely silent during dialogues or acts like kind of an asshole for no reason. I would have had at least 5 ponies by the end of ch 11. Wealth really is wasted on the wrong people, even in fiction.

Oh god, it’s the Bobiverse again. Why do I keep doing this to myself?

Wow, Bernadette sucks. I hope Manjula finds a way to murder her.

“We’ve read Jane Eyre too, you cunt.” I love this book.

Worst liar in the world lies badly about everything for no reason then plays victim when caught. Honestly hope this whole family goes to jail.

They just assaulted a guy for the crime of asking the sister a question then tried to justify it because he…SMOKED WEED. Is this some kind of joke? You’ve been to WV right? Skipping commentary on the opioid epidemic to bash in a guy who smoked weed was a real choice. Very DARE. Btw, your brother was a Marine, he def plowed through his share of ladies and/or lady boys overseas you weirdo.

I hope the ex fiancé murders everyone. She’s the only good character.

Yeah…she is like weirdly into her brother. Like…this isn’t doing anything for the WV stereotypes.

I think this chick wants to marry her brother.

About halfway through and have already needed to stop to cry once. So glad to have found this author.

Rapey as hell.

Rapey as hell.

Being eaten by a whale is not a replacement for therapy. Please seek real help, both your parents were awful and that’s not your fault.

Alternate title, ‘Douchebag Stuck in the Purgatory He Deserves’

I didn’t think I could hate anyone as much as I hate Vivian, then they taught Gwenhwyfar to talk. Loving Morgaine though, I don’t care if she did fuck her brother. Shit happens at fertility raves, get over it.

Honestly just let the Saxons have it. They CANNOT be any worse than these fools.

Goddamn Vivian sucks. I thought I was a bad aunt.

I don’t find the “edgy” rude goth girl very enjoyable as a main character and don’t understand why it’s such a popular choice in genre heroines.