Michael Hanzelka > Recent Status Updates

checked this out and then immediately had to get a different book just to understand what she was talking about. I am experiencing literary enrichment of the highest magnitudes

“In a few minutes he will be at the bus terminal and once again join that great mass of the deserving, those countless others awaiting miracles.” - p. 153

“Had John Updike been African, he would’ve won the Nobel Prize twenty years ago. I feel sure that his material hobbled him. Shillington, Pennsylvania, simply did not measure up to his extravagant gifts.” - p. 66

nvm we’re back to eco-terrorism

[alt title: dumb robot girl gets manipulated into doing that one episode from rl stine’s the haunting hour]

NO KLARA NO

[alt title: delusional robot girl commits act of eco-terrorism because the sun told her to]

everything is happening at once what is going on I am so stressed for her

oh klara we’re really in it now

can i please just be done with this oh my god

I can’t even lie this book is SO boring so far

man all this inequality sucks i hope someone’s gonna do something about that

LEAVE HIM ALONE

oh my god how am i only halfway through this book. everything bad ever has happened to this guy already

thesis of most of these essays is “god please stop putting stupid incompetent white men in charge of everyone else’s lives and wellbeing”

get his ass