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“Every legend you’ve heard tells you the gods returned to the sky. That they’re the ones sending the starfall. But it’s not true, Marion. Without Noctis, the gods could not return. They need someone to lead them.”
she better not be talking about me
LOLLL Marion is so real, if I was in a fantasy book I’d be unbothered with prophecy too, leave me out of ur shit pls I just wanna ride a dragon x

She did not just refer to being knotted as “receiving the knotted expansion pack”
Girl is this the sims? Shut up 😭😭

What the HELL does she mean she can see his d!ck rearranging her guts inside of her😭😭😭

“Maybe I truly am as stupid as Cersei Lannister says I am” yes you are Sansa 🫶🏼

this might be the coolest book i've ever read

One more achingly god awful story to go before I’m free

Nobody can ever make me like Simon. Wdym his band has a song called “your love is like a 2am pizza” this is a verse:
“Your love is like a stab in the eye
Who needs it nobody does
Stab stab stab in my heart that’s what you do
You’re the spicy marinara of my soul (please die)”

I hope *i* die after reading this.

Re-reading

"esther. sit"
"i'm not a dog."
"you act like a bitch in heat"
CACKLING cause this whole book is her being desperate and getting d!cked down 💀

and with that, I have officially gotten my 150/150 books for this year! it was a struggle but I made it and I definitely will NOT be going through this next year 😂

'my sweet' is such a weird pet name the mmc's name is already Gol so i'm just getting Gollum vibes

last book of the year and to meet my goal!!

still hate this fuckass book BUT i'm listening to the audiobook and the narrator's voice is giving that nosferatu meme "you must bounce on it crazy styleeeeuh"

i hate this book. why is he talking about leo in present tense? did rick forget important information about his own characters??

why is the phrase "ai generated" in this 😭 WHY DOES PERCY KNOW WHAT AI IS

oh this has my brain SPINNINGGG
been awhile since I read a book so intriguing!!

"you were terrified and you ran to him. i want to be the one you run to, consider this me throwing my hat in the ring" 🤭🤭

I love a 3rd person pov but holy shit, someone tell this author every other sentence does not have to begin with the mc's name 😭 IT MAKES ME WANT TO PULL MY HAIR OUTTTT

why must every love interest smell like some variation of oak, pine and spice? 😭

so excited for this! i love dark academia 😍

trinidad and tobago mentioned!!! it's nice to see some rep of our tiny island

troy having a burner account for looking at hot guys lmaooo

"all three hollanders had been in the audience for that one, which had been exciting for ilya. he'd never had so many people he loved at one of his games before." my baby 🥹🥹

"do you think the other dogs are nice to him at his school?"
ilya being obsessed with this puppy is ADORABLEEEE

"hayden said i look at you with heart eyes...i look at you and I am just...my heart goes crazy, you know?"

i am so not normal about them 🥹🥹🥹

"i am ily. this is my....shane"
HIS SHANE

don't mind me trying to make up my reading goal :)

re-reading to find some christmas spirit 🎄

and if your man asks to read your undergrad thesis...that's real love right there
i wouldn't even read back mine 😭😭

"you deserve better than that"
"i can settle for you"
"you won't have to settle for anything. not if I have anything to say about it"

i love them, I wish this made it into the show 😩