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god i dislike theo so much. just dumb and white as fuck

“pussy power, crush the patriarchy!!!!!” is quite possibly one of the worst things that i've read this year it genuinely broke my brain. where the fuck am i

god this book is testing my mental strength. i said this on twitter already, but this is the consequence of making wattpad borderline unusable.

tbh the most interesting aspect of this is the unreliable narration which is further enhanced by the audiobook. but my god i can't wait to officially be freed from incel sparks' head like get me OUT

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In this moment, I let myself be carried away by this glittering altar covered in sweat and calloused feet while my heart raced, not with humility or gratitude, but with hunger. I was going to carve my name into the bones of this ballet. They’d enshrine this gown in their museum—Laure’s first, the skirt sullied by sweaty palms.

Soon I’d be a name no one would forget. A raging fire they couldn’t escape.

His mask is a drowned man’s blue, and his gaze, restored somehow, whole again, is the color of medusae washed to shore, all turgid transparence and shuddering villi.

[walter white voice] cassandra... what the fuck are you talking about

His mask is a drowned man’s blue, and his gaze, restored somehow, whole again, is the color of medusae washed to shore, all turgid transparence and shuddering villi.

[walter white voice]cassandra... what the fuck are you talking about

im gonna throw up .

“Science, bitch!” Simon erupted then. blockquote>
i can't believe this delivered with a breaking bad reference. by far my favorite part

“Science, bitch!” Simon erupted then.”

i can't believe this actually delivered with a breaking bad reference. by far my favorite part

ik shit just hit the fan but i just wanted to know if red being very autistic coded was on purpose,,,, that'd be cool

i peeked into the first chapter and already wanted to kms . so excited

rereading soon to get me out of my reading slump everyone say thank you twitter user bigolas dickolas wolfwood

I get four chapters into my thousandth reread of Harry Potter when Tayley walks into the room with Jessie trailing behind her.

“And that’s why she’ll never be popular,” Tayley loudly whispers to Jessie. They fall into fits of laughter.

I mentally roll my eyes. I’d rather be a bookworm than an asshole.

i don't think it's bc ure a bookworm but bc ure reading harry potter in the year 2022 idk

third sager book that i've dnf'ed. had i continued, i most likely would've given this 1-2 stars like another book of his. unless i get Too curious, don't think i'll be picking from his catalogue again

drinking game: take a shot (of water) every time a riley sager book reminds you that it's written by a cishet man who does not know how to write women, especially his female protagonists