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No fucking duh girl

THIS is the same girl who wants to become a nurse ???

Zero survival instinct on that damn boat

Five Survive but they’re on a boat ?

Okay so the graphic depiction of fictional animal slaughter was like highly unnecessary imo

She literally had one job

Caroline you will get this book back one day

Girl wtf

“Is there anyone who goes by the name Alyssa?”
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She’s about to break the insecurity world record! Guys, someone get Guinness on the phone for this one!

Why do they keep calling her different names? I don’t even know what her real name is at this point?

Listen I want to enjoy this so bad! I love a fake-dating mess, and the plot is moving at warp speed, but I just think a girl deserves better than the guy who rejected her back in high school…

Respectfully, this was so entirely pointless nothing even happened, how are they adapting this into a show???

So like yeah no obviously

The unnecessary time jumping back & forth is making this so hard to read for no reason. Like I’m getting angry about it

Subtle Suzanne Collins shade ???? Girl don’t make me dnf

I will finish this book.

Hot take, but personally, if I got invited to my estranged father’s secluded beach castle via random email only to discover that he isn’t even there, and then be subsequently drugged by his weird, secretive, maha-herbalist, 5G-will-kill-you, tie-dye artist wife, I’m going HOME! Girl, what the hell?

Why do I get the feeling that they’re weekend at bernie’s-ing her dad rn

Summer’s coming up

Plot twist got me good, but the epilogue was so cheesy

Nooooooooooo

Alright Percy Jackson 🙄

There’s something nefarious about that man idc

I have such an irrational hatred for this man I hope he turns out to be evil

The book club I never finished is watching me from my book cart with so much judgement rn as I pick up yet another new book