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The unnecessary time jumping back & forth is making this so hard to read for no reason. Like I’m getting angry about it

Subtle Suzanne Collins shade ???? Girl don’t make me dnf

I will finish this book.

Hot take, but personally, if I got invited to my estranged father’s secluded beach castle via random email only to discover that he isn’t even there, and then be subsequently drugged by his weird, secretive, maha-herbalist, 5G-will-kill-you, tie-dye artist wife, I’m going HOME! Girl, what the hell?

Why do I get the feeling that they’re weekend at bernie’s-ing her dad rn

Summer’s coming up

Plot twist got me good, but the epilogue was so cheesy

Nooooooooooo

Alright Percy Jackson 🙄

There’s something nefarious about that man idc

I have such an irrational hatred for this man I hope he turns out to be evil

The book club I never finished is watching me from my book cart with so much judgement rn as I pick up yet another new book

Novella announcement mid reread let’s gooo

Punching Phlip square in the face could heal me

“Will you come to my cottage this summer?
Don’t go to [England]. Come to my houuse.
We’ll have so much fun.
It’s so private, no one will knowww..

Mmm we could have a weekend
Or even twoo
Be completely alone togetherrr…”

I’m so confused and I don’t trust anyone

This cult is like REALLY into Taylor Swift

What if we just called LIAM up

Switched to audio so I could continue at work 🙂‍↕️

The cat better be alive and well by the end of it 😣

My AIRPODS just DIED at WORK 😭

GUYS, DON’T LISTEN TO THIS AT WORK!!

Oh my GOD

I had to clock out when things started happening, but maybe that’s incentive to get up for work tomorrow

Guys I can’t finish this in ONE shift what am I supposed to listen to at work 😭

Listening to this at work was such a bad idea I’m sitting here seething lmao wtf

Okay yk what I don’t mind the second narrator actually, but I rly wasn’t feeling the first one