Amanda Clingerman > Recent Status Updates

I learned about this book 2 days ago and my curiosity got the better of me

Had to manually calculate my percentage because I’m reading a large print edition of this book I found at the library and sometimes listening to chapters from a bootleg audio of some guy reading aloud I found on Spotify…he’s pretty good to be honest (did you know there is no real audiobook of the catcher in the rye???)

Reallllly hoping these creepy girls are up to no good

Green ribbon story mention!

Unputdownable!!!!!!

I have no idea what’s going on here!!!(compliment)

This woman sure knows a lot about birds

I had to pause my audiobook because an old lady fell asleep behind me at a stoplight and hit my car (everyone is fine)

Sayaka Murata I’ve missed you and your charming weirdness! <3

Someone was just described as “the most decisive figure in whooping crane conservation” (derogatory)

An old lady at the library insisted I read this and who am I to disagree

Is she…you know…a carmelite nun?

Ali…why are you doing this to me? (Making me wade through a LOT of tedious plot)

Now we’re cooking

There is absolutely medical malpractice going on here

It’s time.

I’ll see you in hell, Jeff archuleta

Need to fist fight EVERY adult in Little David’s life