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Mind you, hes 15-16 years old

The way that Japanese entertainment never ceases to come up with new ways of sexualizing minors.

Bragging about sleeping with your first cousin is crazy business

Marring your first cousin in this day and age? Like not a single degree of separation to hide behind

I genuinely cannot believe that that is exactly what he did.

If he were crafty, he could cast the thumb in a mold and then destroy the thumb. The stamp would be plausible deniability and circumstantial at best.

I have a thing about deeply allegorical satire, i think its boring as hell (sorry)

This man would have loved the early 1700s
You can tell hes read swift and pope and the spectator.

This series is incredibly Sherlock Holmes.

Youre telling me all these countries were "sympathetic to the fight for freedom in America" when it came to British rule (really theyre just spiteful and wanted to take Britain down a peg) but when it came to the civil war no one wanted to fight for abolition (except for the Russian middle finger to the brits that turned into a big nothing and the french land grabbing in mexico)

Ever since i read A Game With No Rules: an often interrupted history of Afganistan, ive been working on geography so i know what the hell is going on (also because i dont want to be an american cliche). I can see here how far ive come because i know every single country theyve mentioned so far.

"I stared, startled not only by the boldness of the gesture but also because I was aware of how rarely Anna washed her hands."

I forgot how cheeky din was

I would really like this book if the MC was a man. There is something wrong with a man writing a woman going through torture. Why are the seldom men? Because a man would find it emasculating to put another man in a position they will put a woman in? Because a man would never go out of his way to save a kidnapped girl? Because a man is always the perpetrator, never the savior?

As an artist, a pinky finger isnt too bad

Youre fucking KIDDING me

omg hes going to quit smoking

Aaron DRIVING???

Is this how sports fans feel? Because what do you mean red card? For being ATTACKED

I wonder if that would make Andrew stop smoking

Genuinely forgot exy teams have subs and the Foxes were just the bones of a team.

GET EM

Imagine trying to shove Andrew out of you way. How embarrassing 😂

Lover boy be like "you dont get to tell me whats normal" right after telling us about how his last coach accidentally beat his teammate to death.

This is the face of a sucker 😔

There are no Italian bandits, no vampires, and no Count of Monte Cristo!

Not me looking for All For The Game fanfic. Am i ill?

Very quickly remembering how this book ends

I dont remember shit from this book. THIS is Jermey?!!!! Very sad i will have to read the next one now 😔

Jokes on me, i completely forgot this part of the book?