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gatsby crashing out over someone he's down bad for just like me fr

yeah, this book is fucked

this book is delicious

on today's episode of "The Bar Is So Low That Women Feel Obligated To Celebrate The Bare F*cking Minimum From Mediocre Nice Guys"

nahhh i don't remember this being as funny as it was back when i read it in high school.
“Tom’s getting very profound,” said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. “He reads deep books with long words in them.”
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gifted & talented more like bratty & dysfunctional

i swear i'm still reading this book

holy shit

wasn't sure what to make of the AI allegations but the fact that the country is called "Continent" and the underground rebellion movement is called the "Uprising" isn't doing the author any favors

not this book taking over my tiktok fyp and now i dread reading it but i already paid for it on book of the month and also i'm a nosey bitch

this is one of the coolest books i've read in a while

buckle up yall they hate to see me coming

FINALLY I GET MY HANDS ON GREAT BBL

i have a half marathon tomorrow and i just started writing a new novel excellent timing methinks

why tf didn't i start listening to audiobooks sooner. omg. i can CONSUME A BOOK while i am DRIVING and while i am RUNNING and while i am WALKING MY DOG and while i am PUTTING AWAY DISHES and while i am SMACKING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL ABOUT HOW I SHOULD HAVE THAWED THE CHICKEN SOONER