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Squirrel is on page 315 of 796 of The Brothers Karamazov
Sure, Ivan, I'm sure these things definitely happened. And the 'Down with cis' bus is real too.
Jul 31, 2026 03:29PM Add a comment
The Brothers Karamazov

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Squirrel is 90% done with The Dharma Bums
Is every Kerouac book about being in love with your oblivious best friend?
Jul 27, 2026 12:52PM Add a comment
The Dharma Bums

Squirrel
Squirrel is 65% done with The Dharma Bums
You know we'd call all these guys weeaboos nowadays.
Jul 23, 2026 11:57AM Add a comment
The Dharma Bums

Squirrel
Squirrel is 43% done with The Dharma Bums
>Claims to be anti-consumerism
>Spends a lot of time talking about climbing gear
Jul 22, 2026 11:41AM Add a comment
The Dharma Bums

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Squirrel is 43% done with The Dharma Bums
>Claims to be anti-consumerism
>Spends a lot of time talking about getting fancy hiking gear

Like, I can sympathize as someone who's been in an REI, but it's one of the most glaring contradictions in the text between what the narrator advocates and what he does.
Jul 22, 2026 11:39AM Add a comment
The Dharma Bums

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Squirrel is on page 51 of 375 of The Sportswriter (Frank Bascombe, #1)
Beautiful prose about the world's most boring guy
Jul 01, 2026 05:25AM Add a comment
The Sportswriter (Frank Bascombe, #1)

Squirrel
Squirrel is on page 265 of 608 of A History of the Modern Middle East
It's truly astounding the sheer scale at which Britain and France succeeded in messing up the Middle East.
May 17, 2026 08:39PM Add a comment
A History of the Modern Middle East

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Squirrel is on page 517 of 848 of The Iliad
I support goddesses' wrongs
May 12, 2026 05:56PM Add a comment
The Iliad

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Squirrel is on page 359 of 848 of The Iliad
There are two plots going on here, and unfortunately I'm only really interested in the power playing of the gods part and not the human war part.
Apr 11, 2026 12:17PM Add a comment
The Iliad

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Squirrel is on page 327 of 848 of The Iliad
Nestor:
*insert Community gif of walking in on everything being on fire*
Apr 09, 2026 04:13AM Add a comment
The Iliad

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Squirrel is on page 16 of 208 of Sapphistry: The Book of Lesbian Sexuality
During Califia's sadly still relevant spiel about the harm of sexual puritainism, he mentions the need to do more to address the larger problems, ie opening dv shelters. He states the need for hotlines to help prevent or stop parents from sexually assaulting their children. It gave me pause b/c instead we've created a category of monsters known as "pedophiles" & have done little to actually stop the problem. Damn.
Mar 21, 2026 12:03PM Add a comment
Sapphistry: The Book of Lesbian Sexuality

Squirrel
Squirrel is on page 72 of 656 of Oathbound (The Legendborn Cycle, #3)
Of course. The Northern Chapter's Keep is in Charlottesville. At Mr. Jefferson's University of the North. Yeah, Deonn is a Tar Heel alright.
Feb 25, 2026 04:57PM Add a comment
Oathbound (The Legendborn Cycle, #3)

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Squirrel is on page 118 of 242 of Notes of a Crocodile
This is one of those times where I thank God that I will never have to be 20 again.
Feb 19, 2026 12:01PM Add a comment
Notes of a Crocodile

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Squirrel is 76% done with On the Road
The real miracle is how Neal Cassidy didn't die until 1968.
Feb 12, 2026 10:29AM Add a comment
On the Road

Squirrel
Squirrel is 55% done with On the Road
Fellas is it gay to propose a threesome with your ex-wife to your male friend you're on a road trip with?
Feb 11, 2026 10:29AM Add a comment
On the Road

Squirrel
Squirrel is 40% done with On the Road
Lucille is correct. Your boyfriend friend Dean *is* a bad influence on you.
Feb 10, 2026 03:03PM Add a comment
On the Road

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Squirrel is on page 37 of 242 of Notes of a Crocodile
Woof. I remember what it was like to be 18 and angry and queer like this. I'm glad there's 25 years in between.
Feb 09, 2026 11:46AM Add a comment
Notes of a Crocodile

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Squirrel is 3% done with On the Road
On the one hand, the language is great and I want to learn more about these weirdos. On the other hand, it's already apparent that Kerouac doesn't really think women are people.
Feb 09, 2026 08:28AM Add a comment
On the Road

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Squirrel is 61% done with As I Lay Dying
Like watching the world's worst group project unfold.
Jan 14, 2026 07:22PM Add a comment
As I Lay Dying

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Squirrel is 52% done with Walden or, Life in the Woods
Oh yeah this guy is autistic as hell
Dec 09, 2025 01:23PM Add a comment
Walden or, Life in the Woods

Squirrel
Squirrel is 21% done with Walden or, Life in the Woods
Yeah and where did that extra $25 come from? And how many of Emerson's trees did you cut down? Is that sustainable over more than a couple of years?
Dec 08, 2025 06:28PM Add a comment
Walden or, Life in the Woods

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Squirrel is 10% done with Walden or, Life in the Woods
I dunno, Thoreau, why *are* the Penobscots selling baskets instead of being content with their bark houses?
Could it be that their land was taken from them? Could land ownership be the source of a lot of these woes you describe?
Dec 08, 2025 02:14PM Add a comment
Walden or, Life in the Woods

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Squirrel is 10% done with Walden or, Life in the Woods
I dunno, Thoreau, why *are* the Penobscots selling baskets instead of being content with their bark houses?
Could it be that their land was taken from them? Could land ownership be the source of a lot of these woes you describe?
Dec 08, 2025 02:03PM Add a comment
Walden or, Life in the Woods

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Squirrel is 32% done with Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)
The least realistic thing about the novel so far? Getting an ongoing psych appointment through UNC student health services in less than a day.
Nov 21, 2025 11:40AM Add a comment
Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

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Squirrel is 17% done with The Bell Jar
Continuing on my jag of unlikable protagonists in literary fiction. The difference is that I think Baldwin knows how terrible his protagonist is, but Plath does not. I think that if this was a long novel, I'd probably DNF.
Aug 22, 2025 11:24AM Add a comment
The Bell Jar

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Squirrel is 32% done with I'm Mostly Here to Enjoy Myself: One Woman's Pursuit of Pleasure in Paris
Do you ever read something that makes you so relieved to be queer?
Also we are a third of the book and the author has neither gotten laid nor has she really seemed to be enjoying Paris.
Jun 07, 2025 10:13PM Add a comment
I'm Mostly Here to Enjoy Myself: One Woman's Pursuit of Pleasure in Paris

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Squirrel is 86% done with Heart of the Sun Warrior (The Celestial Kingdom, #2)
Seriously, girl, is there absolutely anyone else you could date? Your soldier friend Shuxiao is standing right there!
Jun 06, 2025 01:46PM Add a comment
Heart of the Sun Warrior (The Celestial Kingdom, #2)

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Squirrel is 10% done with Heart of the Sun Warrior (The Celestial Kingdom, #2)
I'm with Liwei on this one: that guy *is* trouble.
May 22, 2025 09:42PM Add a comment
Heart of the Sun Warrior (The Celestial Kingdom, #2)

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Squirrel is 5% done with Model Home
And now for something completely different
Apr 02, 2025 12:09PM Add a comment
Model Home

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