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let me just make personify my intrusive thoughts into the form of my terrifying monkey with cymbals toy from my childhood i’m sure it will be fine

Me picking up this book bc i thought it would have hella drama and i was absolutely correct

Tfw when the graphic novel you randomly pulled off of the shelf at the library ends up being the great thing you’ve ever read

Oh my god he cooked here. This is actually scary 😭

The lamp looks weird

They’re gaslighting the fuck outta this guy

so this is awkward i thought murderbot was feminine presenting this entire time.

Well… sorta kinda

Oh god, I have many things to say. My plans for tomorrow.

Amazing audiobook narration

i need for this to be over

okay it was getting kinda good when the dragons started talking but now im just ready for them to wrap it up and I haven’t even gotten to the smut yet (my least favorite part im sure). Also “violence” as a nickname is the cringiest shit I’ve ever heard like please stop lmfao. i feel like xaden is not written very well he lacks depth and personality at the moment

is this navarre ninja warrior?
Also “You are not attracted to toxic men, I remind myself, and yet, here I am, getting all attracted.” girl. 🤦🏻‍♀️ this girl failure main character is killing me. this book was not meant for me but it’s definitely entertaining. Why is she so horny?

Yep, a man definitely wrote this 😐

Finally a novel in this series about another useless middle aged man but this time he has a wife who repeatedly tells him how useless he is

I have many issues with this. Starting with the trauma porn and ending with “Watanabe-san”

the braces holding the teeth description.. badass
disgusting pt 2

DISGUSTING.

iorek byrnison is the only bitch I have ever respected in this house
also can we talk about how lyra can never catch a break girl got kidnapped like 3 times

Okay hear me out… (why is this actually so fucking good so far)

feng xin… you ARE the father!

quan yizhen, our sweet prince (book 3 is awfully frisky)

hua cheng eating xie lian’s food: that was too good! let’s get the bill, purrr

““If nothing changes even if I disappear, then I will fight it to the end. This is my only path”
Crying for real.