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When the narrator voices griffin it literallt sounds like Jodie foster

This delusional girl is very relatable

this is literally about wealth redistribution??? The Paradise problem is going down as one of the greatest pieces of Marxist literature ever written

I need to wear this audiobook

every Christina Lauren book I’ve read has been so perfectly concocted that it’s almost sinister and concerning

why did they dedicate this book to “bangtan “ lol something id do in 2020

he just spilled his whole trauma while sprinkling random ass rhymes to make it sound whimsical

prediction: ****’s gonna get bopped

this is kind of like degrassi

this is too much I’m gonna be sick like I feel like I’m at a hotel with loud neighbors atp ewwwlike why is the narrator growling in my ear rn

sus

overlooking his declarative “feminist” statements (I.e. “she is a woman and can make her own decisions”) bc I like the rest of the book 💀

the monkey with cymbals toy

living for this ngl

I dont want this to end 😭

reading 1% of this a day because I don’t want the comfortable feeling to end

One thing about Christina and Lauren is that they know how to formulate the most unique and satisfying scenarios

damn

im ready for this to end

eats

poor seryozha :(

i feel like The Giver rn. i seen too much

what

cant lie, colleen did her thing when she chose this book’s premise

⚠️⚠️🚨🚔🚨he is relieved that her facial burns make her insecure because now, he might have a chance to find out what color her panties are under her jeans :) ⚠️⚠️💥🔨📸🚨🚨🏃🏃🥊💨🚔🚔🚔❌

why is this my favorite book rn