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“ He waves to me with a free arm. He knows one human greeting and by golly he plans to use it.”

STOPPPPPP I LOVE THEM ALREADY 😩🙌🏻

“I commend your body to the stars.”

BRO, who is cutting the mfing onions??

He was about to have a crisis LMAO 😂

WHAT THE FUCK??!? Is this a dream? Bro what??!?

God, I ship Mallory and Duncan, and I love it when everyone else does too 😂

My hold from the library came in! 🙌🏻😫 also, have I mentioned that I love Annis? She’s such a cunt (said with love) 😭

I will riot if either of the Victorian lesbians is the villain 😑

They were in fact Victorian lesbians 🙂‍↕️🙌🏻

Is this… perchance…VICTORIAN LESBIANS?!?

“You need only to ring the front bell, Annis.”
“I did, and that gorgon of a housekeeper pretended she did not see me.”

LMAO 😂

I thought I was being delusional shipping the MC with someone from the last book, but WHAJKDKSKDIEJDK the vibes are already so strong in this one ahhhhhhh

“Typical American. I’m surprised you didn’t yell. Yippee-ki-yay too.”

“I’m not American. didn’t you hear me apologize for spilling that coffee? I might as well have a maple leaf tattooed on my forehead.”

Well 👁️👄👁️

Hopefully I didn’t just solve the mystery 😂

All I want to yell at her is, “FUCK, PLEASE MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!”
I would make a very uninteresting protagonist. There would be no plot, nothing interesting, and you definitely wouldn’t see me doing anything that could get me in trouble or lead to negative outcomes 😭

She is already testing my patience 😂

“…and he has been vomit-bombing the beautiful green patchwork of Ireland with regularity since they took to the air.”

LMAO 😂 somebody help this poor man

“ They are both self-reliant, that’s for sure, but there are evenings when he aches for her.”

And here I thought all I signed up for was a fun and cutesy murder mystery. I’m too single for this shit. 😩

I love Rosie 😭