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Part two is the definition of 'I can fix him'

How is no one noticing Kaine taking Helena few times a week to his gooncave on a flying wolf?

Almost 50% in I would like to know what the *war* is about because so far the only *war* is getting through these repetitive sequences.

Kaine Ferron and Helena Marino surely are two names from 80s german dungeon porn.

Yup this is me.

You may be wondering how I ended up in this situation.

I'm still waiting for the things promised in the blurb to actually happen.

Vitari truly is a mother of the year.

Fourth Wing but actually good.

Wondering how they found you when you hid in your own house is truly an accomplishment.

Are "Burn. It. Down." instructions on what to do with this book?

Having 4 books ongoing apparently is not enough

I am not sleeping properly until I finish it, apparently.

Mom pick me up I'm scared

"Just one more chapter before I go sleep"

"The Simpsons foretold this!"

Yes Rico, Kaboom.

This is thicc

Forcing the depression away thanks to some quality fucking time with Tehol.

Liz Hen is the goat and the rest are fuckin' clodpoles

Revelations go hard in this one

I'm starting to like these power rangers

The book would be so much better if Violet believed in sex after marriage.

Does Violet ever stop thinking about fucking everything that breathes?

Took me 6 chapters to figure out Rhiannon is a woman.