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kessinger is such a stupid last name choice ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HENRY FUCKING KISSINGER

the irresistible urge to throw this book across my bedroom

I was promised it would change my life…………. people on the internet lied to me again

“He uses violence as a method to exert power.” ?????? yeah that’s the fucking point of violence girl and water is wet WHAT IS THIS WORD VOMIT

“I’ve opted for a full European life. No car or other means of transportation.” have u never been to europe miss kent or are you just THAT thick???

jesus christ on a bike this book is pissing me off so much already only pure hatred will push me through the rest of it

haymitch already suffered more than jesus and it’s only the beginning????

is this a harry potter fanfic

did he just hit his brother’s head with a hockey stick when he was in a pool and told him to run when he was already bleeding kshsjsjsj

so you hate women eh?? very mindful very demure mhmmm

this is the last book tiktok gaslighted me into reading (I finally uninstalled it)

things that DON’T work as lube substitute: icing and buttercream

just because he’s a baker you don’t have to be disgusting and risking an infection but what do I know

“She was blonde as a bumble bee and twice as buzzy.” Weird but ok

Wes and Justin’s reaction pissed me off so much I wanted to burn this book but then I remembered I was reading on my phone and I couldn’t

why is he tongue fucking his belly button 🥴🥴 WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS PEOPLE WHYYYYYY

DNF // I could probably name at least 4000 more interesting things than this “book” under 5 minutes

jesus christ how many useless povs does this book have

Oh no he plays for Chelsea

can’t explain it but it feels like this author can’t write complex sentences and has absolutely no idea how people sound irl when they talk to each other

there’s no fucking way this big bad mafia boss named his sons ANGEL AND DIABLO no THERE IS NO WAY 😭😭😭 I can’t stop laughing oh my god kshsjsjsj

this book is an insult to my intelligence

can we stop with making every character from “somewhere in east Europe” speak in sentences a 4 year old child could easily manage?

christttttttttttttttt WE DO SPEAK ENGLISH DO AMERICANS GET IT????

how many more badly phrased food metaphors will I survive

did you know that everyone in Europe is bi, hot, tolerant, and open to shag drunk strangers? 🤡

this should’ve stayed on ao3

“Kit laps at the peach’s livid centre.”

nah. no. absolutely fucking not.

I hate Theo with burning passion

since when is cosplaying being poor fun????

2% in and I already want to kill myself because I had to read 4 pages about an adult woman having a penis on her face and 4 (supposedly) adult men asking her if it’s functional

I—please let’s bring back shame