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Idk if I'm a big enough nerd for a computer science magic system

Um what the fuck is salinger the goat that was incredible

It is truly remarkable how many asinine movie quotes are in this, it's like every other chapter lmao. This book is genuinely a 400 page reddit post I'm amazed

hard to separate this from me being bored bc i already have the background knowledge but man engineers suck at writing holy shit

Genuinely atrocious ! Just a constant narration of I did this and then I did that and then I was sad and then that happened and then wow read this description of a half baked art piece idea. I probably wouldve normally finished this but my loan is expiring and I really can't be bothered wow.

Cliches and whiteness aside it is absolutely criminal to use the word FRISSON twice in 200 pages

Why is this giving YA :((((

Obviously I'm a king fan but please nothing has happened so far I'm so boreddddd

a family friend gave me this, i think 10 years ago, and today i realized it's one of 3 books i own that havent read yet so i am finally cracking it open wow. somewhat ironically, i might finish this on audio bc i checked it out from pure curiosity and the indian accents are tickling my brain

picked this up again after like a 3 month break and immediately found it very fun. is mindset everything or is part 2 just more engaging?

used the "like herding cats" idiom at least 3 times so far

Physically gagged at the covid mention

unfortunate case of the author narrating their own book and being bad at it. it's ok not everyone can be toni morrison

if he sticks the landing i can see this entering my top 20

the whiplash of reading this after 6 weeks of binge reading percy jackson is exploding my brain

Percys "wolf stare" scaring away several "Oakland gang members" might be the funniest thing I have ever read

LMFAO I FORGOT HADES WAS LITERALLY HITLER RICKY BOY U ARE INSANEEEEEEE

The only thing that could make this many charm speak scenes bearable is if Ricky boy let someone of the same sex actually get charmed

this drew stuff is seriously dumb holy shit im genuinely tempted to just skip it

Genuinely laughed out loud when 15 year old Percy was bemoaning chronos' use of 12 year old soldiers, like dude wake up you can't even drive yet

harriet tubman, daughter of hermes,

SORRY RICK IS THIS BOOK ABOUT PUBERTY???

this is so fun, i'm gonna be genuinely sad if she fumbles the ending

i nominate "vampire society has evolved past monogamy" for quote of the year

the richard linklater mention has me 😵‍💫

chapter dedicated to how much the 50 year old butler likes reading smut is at 69%

oh ishiguro you licentious dog

i swear to god if the twist is gonna be "it was all just carbon monoxide poisoning induced paranoia" i am going to LOSE MY MIND

ok idk if it's the writing or the character but this is the most woe is me shit i have ever read. literally every tragedy possible has befallen the mc (orphan, poor, cheated on, laid off) and now she's being paid to be a house sitter and she's complaining about being bored?? wtf do u mean girl like get a job, or go on dates, or at least get a damn hobby.

Well shit my bad for assuming a Stephen King book about a kid who can see ghosts would be scary. So far this is a genuinely funny comedic drama about a kid and his mom trying to make it through the 08 financial crisis???