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Be fucking serious… whole place full of strippers, drunk grown men, absolute chaos everywhere but Ronnie sleeping in the same bed as their 23-year-old daughter is where they draw the line?!
They dump him on the couch and Ava’s mom comes in basically threatening him like he’s some kind of threat. For what. Existing???
I don’t care if he becomes the enemy later, rn this whole family is acting like clowns bye

The way she’s treating Ronnie is actually gross.
This man literally traveled there to meet her family and she keeps abandoning him like he’s a lost item. Forgets him. Doesn’t introduce him. Leaves him alone surrounded by strangers. Then cheats on him with her ex while he’s literally there waiting.
She’s acting like a real bitch! Omg just send him home and stop wasting his time.

Also, Caleb’s POV really doesn’t need to remind me every three seconds that he has blonde curls. We’ve known for four books. You can just say he runs a hand through his hair, I promise I’ll remember the curls.

Darcy and Orion are fucking boring me to death. It went from nothing to full couple vibes in five business minutes and now there’s zero tension. For a professor/student situation this should be illegal levels of angst, and instead I’m just… skimming their POVs 🥱

Genuine question but do we really need the ultra-detailed sex with Caleb when we’re FOUR books in and the actual love interest is DARIUS?! Like… why are we still here.
It’s starting to make Darius look stupid, honestly. If he was also moving on, doing his thing, fine. But he’s the only one fully obsessed while she’s still sleeping around and it’s getting kinda weird.

I genuinely don’t understand why DIEGO exists as a character. He brings nothing. Every time he shows up it’s like the plot flatlines. The whining, the abuela mentions, the zero personality…
I just don’t want to see him on the page again. And if a nymph took him out during one of their attacks, my face would basically be like: ☺️😌😝

I swear this book has crack mixed in because I can’t put it down. I’ve reached the stage where even FaeBook is kinda hitting??? Like who am I.
Actually mad I avoided this series for years because of people calling it dumb. I’m having SO much fun, the characters are everything and I’m fully obsessed.

geraldine cracks me up fr

Axel gets his POV in this book and my brain immediately went: oh… OH. 👁️👅👁️🫦🫦
Meanwhile Theon and Tessa? Oh boy.
Tell me why every scene between them has the energy of two people meeting with their divorce lawyer.
It’s not sexy y’all… it’s just tense in the “are we signing papers or what” way.
I still don’t know if I’m supposed to root for them or draft a settlement.

Valter being the most terrifying monster alive but then straight-up declaring that Tessa should be matched with Luka???
WHATTT???!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭😏😏😏😏
He’s the worst, obv, but the DRAMAAAA he just dropped again??? No stop, I’m feral about this actually. Unwell. Byeeee.

Cressida cried for 400 pages about them being gone for 4 months when she hasn’t acted like a mother once. We never even see her interact with her sons beyond dinner scenes where she just sits there whining over her wine.
And then Theon literally goes, “The nanny was more of a mother to us than Cressida ever was,” and now I’m wondering… what was Cressida even fucking crying FOR?
Be serious bitch and STFU

This man is clearly obsessed with her showering every three pages, damn.

Not gonna lie, the beginning is really solid.
Praying it stays this way lol

Yeah, let’s send Stacey upstairs to talk to Kade… the girl who has spent this entire trilogy realizing how her inability to speak up has caused a literal domino effect of pain and chaos for YEARS. And here she is again, proving for the 100th time that she can’t get the damn words out.

Stacey, babe, I love you, but PLEASE… if it’s about talking to someone, step aside and let someone else do it.

“I love you. Every broken part of me has loved you from the moment I met you.”

TOBIAS WTF???! PLS I’M ON THE FLOORRRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
No ok, I won’t survive this man ⚰️

Praticamente la protagonista è la copia di Regina George in Mean Girls, sto adorando.

great aunt ruth che organizza in giardino un witches sabbath nuda con le amiche e che beve cocktails dalla mattina alla sera fumando una sigaretta dietro l’altra è il mio spirito guida onestamente 🍸🎀✨💅🏻

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capitoli brevi che vanno dritti al punto, ben scritto, old money, spooky e dark academia.
ah, e il love interest è un fantasma!
credo di sentirmi poco bene questo libro è semplicemente perfetto aaaa

non so, kate, ma in un momento di estrema debolezza bombarti il marito della tua migliore amica deceduta da manco un anno mi sembra veramente una mossa da zocc*.
sta cessa l’ha tampinato come una dannata e si è fatta pure impagnottare!
io sarei direttamente tornata dal regno dei morti e l’avrei strangolata perché how dare u bitch ti faccio cadere i denti ☺️

ander è quel livello di malessere che può finire solo in un modo: lui in una bara, considerando quanto si disfa 💀🥴
no jokes, ho seriamente paura

non c’è cosa che mi faccia più cagare di un love triangle, ma qui… in questa serie dannatissima, per la prima volta posso dire che al posto di everleigh manco io saprei chi scegliere tra bram e west.
cioè sono tutti e due suoi pesantissimi enemies, non è che si può mettere sulla bilancia chi abbia fatto più danno 💅🏻 o chi sia più manzo 💅🏻 non so se mi spiegooooo

bram, amo, sto uscendo matta esci dal buco di posto in cui ti sei nascosto per mesi perché, u know? everleigh è piena, e io pure

west pezzo di merdaaa aaaa👹👹👹

sti libri ignoti dove non c’è il morally grey character ma direttamente è tutto pitch black con solo un subplot di romance me li sparo solo io a quanto pare.
eppure prima di iniziarlo ero a conoscenza che non fosse nemmeno un dark romance ma prevalentemente horror💀

niente, sto chiamando la mia psicologa 🥲

indy amore ma quanto sei dolce 😭😭😭
che cucciola la protagonista di questa storia me la mangereiiii 🎀🧸🧁✨

quanto vorrei un libro solo su avery e xavier 😭😭😭 la loro storia è bellissimaaaa

questo quarto libro inizia con questa nota dell’autrice:
‘’To my devoted and passionate readers...
Please forgive me.’’

👄👄👄 prego?

come se non bastasse la terapia che mi servirà dopo i primi tre libri💀⚰️
lucia cos’altro hai da scrivere???! seriamente, cosa ancora?! eh??

comunque hayden è proprio bono, vorrei fosse lui il love interest perché per ora a konstantin gli augurerei solo le coliche

wonderful kiss but kova, aren't you forgetting something at home? like your damn girlfriend?💀

l’autrice deve avere davvero un’ampissima conoscenza di questo sport perché seriamente è una tecnicità dietro l’altra in questo libro.
se fossi interessata alla ginnastica penso che sarebbe interessante leggerlo anche da un punto di vista formativo e nozionistico per assurdo.