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Mark Doopliss is 51% done with Desperation

Mr. King, why are we wondering how tight someone’s vagina is while people are dying?

— Feb 02, 2026 11:22AM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 50% done with Desperation

Good lord, where is this book’s editor?? This rambling is insufferable!

— Feb 02, 2026 11:19AM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 38% done with My Dark Vanessa

How the f*** does this man not know who Britney Spears is?

— Jan 28, 2026 10:50AM 1 comment

Mark Doopliss is 76% done with Half His Age

😬

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Mark Doopliss is 33% done with Half His Age

This girl’s name is really Waldo

— Jan 20, 2026 04:32PM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 6% done with Half His Age

Yep, I’m already into this.

— Jan 20, 2026 10:46AM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 75% done with The Mad Wife

You can tell this book was published in 2025 because I don’t know what’s real right now

— Dec 24, 2025 11:14PM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 72% done with The Mad Wife

🫨

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Mark Doopliss is 62% done with The Mad Wife

Oh wow

— Dec 24, 2025 10:09PM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 50% done with The Catcher in the Rye

Finally, something that resembles a plot or conflict.

— Sep 07, 2025 07:38PM 3 comments

Mark Doopliss is 50% done with Lost Boys

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Mark Doopliss is 66% done with The Vegetarian

Uhh, where did the plot go? I thought we had something 🫠

— Mar 05, 2025 11:10AM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 51% done with Welcome to the N.H.K.

Huh

— Dec 27, 2024 09:28PM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 38% done with Welcome to the N.H.K.

Oh, what the hell

— Dec 27, 2024 08:51PM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 22% done with Welcome to the N.H.K.

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Mark Doopliss is 48% done with Horrorstör

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Mark Doopliss is 25% done with Horrorstör

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Mark Doopliss is 22% done with Jillian

[yawn]

— Dec 23, 2024 09:12AM 1 comment

Mark Doopliss is 11% done with Jillian

Oh this is insufferable.

— Dec 21, 2024 01:35PM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 82% done with Paper Castles

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Mark Doopliss is 62% done with Paper Castles

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Mark Doopliss is 33% done with Paper Castles

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Mark Doopliss is 58% done with Station Eleven

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Mark Doopliss is 33% done with Station Eleven

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Mark Doopliss is 21% done with Station Eleven

Okay fine I won’t DNF yet. But this book is on thin ice 😒

— Dec 11, 2024 02:04PM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 35% done with Slayers: Volume 1

I started this because I want to continue avoiding Blue Sisters.

— Dec 08, 2024 10:44AM Add a comment

Mark Doopliss is 78% done with Piglet

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Mark Doopliss is 62% done with Piglet

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Mark Doopliss is 51% done with Piglet

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Mark Doopliss is 40% done with Piglet

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