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“Stoics are very passionate people. The key is to be correct in your passions.”

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“If you can walk away from anyone then what’s so valuable about relationships? “


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“If you understand everything in the world, you wouldn’t be human.”

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“You can’t call it an orchard if it no longer bears fruit. . . It’s important to call things what they really are.”

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“Maybe that’s how married life is.

Everyone feels compelled to be together all the time. But in fact it’s the opposite. Perhaps you can only survive if you are in a separate space. “

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One thing I like about ‘The South’ is that it says the ‘weird’ things about relationships out loud. Those ideas a lot of people think about but don’t say out loud 😍

“I always come here on my own. I have never revealed my visits to anyone else. Because to do so will be to admit I am like the other boys who come here. The boys who the moment school and its rules are over for the day, paint their nails and listen to Mariah Carey.

I don’t yet have their courage.”

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“When has longevity ever been the basis of ever truly knowing someone?”

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“The best way to turn men on is to reject them.”

Wow! A lot was going on in this book 🤣

“It was lovely for her to say it but it was unnecessary.”

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“It’s just a little hard to gossip about people you’ve never met before. “

A lot of chapters in this book are just one sentence. 🤣Girl BFFR!!! 🫠

“I never really post anything on Facebook, just use it to spy. “


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“How can I look less old. I have one hour.”

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“Small minded people blame others.

Average people blame themselves.

The wise blame nobody.”


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“You either get it or you don’t and to those who don’t we say ‘boy bye.’” 😘

This book is the mild type of chaos I need in my life.

Adora Hazzard - aptly named 🤣

“He who wants nothing is the richest man in the world.”

This book is a philosophers dream 😂😍🥰❤️

“Want what you have. Shop in your closet “

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“S: but you’re lying to them

N: it’s not a lie. It’s just also not the full truth

S: why don’t you give them the full truth

N: because they don’t want it”


Oh wow!!! This was a trip. I’m not sure I’m a fan of how things tied up in the end. However this was a strong debut 🥰

“Everything they had to succeed was already inside them but also they needed to pay this woman in order to succeed.”


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“To learn is the most god like thing we can do”

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“America hates women. What a comfort to remember.”

‼️ I’m not even going to hate. Give Ms. Cari Burke her things. She did that!

This is a strong debut and it does what it needed to do as a satire.

Folks who are disappointed in this might be because of the hype that came. Was the hype worth it? NO.

That doesn’t reduce it from being a strong novel objectively 🥰

“Men are like babies. Their needs are not negotiable.”

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“Things feel different because it’s dark and you’re afraid. And everything feels different in the dark when you’re afraid.“

As I read this I keep finding Natalie our main character so unbelievable but now I get it - Natalie is the amalgamation of everything that is wrong with us.

The things she does and says are so absurd yet familiar.

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“A heap remains a heap. Remove a grain and a heap remains.”

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r. v dudley and stephens!!!


what the actual F!!! 🤯😩🤯

“Please give my husband a spine. I’m tired of him needing to borrow mine.”

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“Question: why are hurricanes named after women?

Answer: because when they arrive they are wet and wild. When they go they take your house and car. “


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“But motherhood is its own kind of curation.

Which is to say every woman I know lied to me about what it would be like before I became one myself. “

“There is no place in our language for grief about friends or love for them.

Our language is overwhelmed by the love and loss of lovers. “

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“People think they want minimalism. They think they want a house absent of stuff. When in fact a perfectly uncluttered home makes them want to kill themselves.

A space must always look lived in for someone to want to live in it. This is a completely obvious notion when you take a moment to really think about it. But most people don’t take a moment to think about any thing.

Most people are morons”

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“Thank you for watching over the farm animals lord and thank you for helping us pass 5 million on Instagram this week . . . “


LMAO!!! I’m sat. I love a good satire 🤣😭