Mattie > Recent Status Updates

I think I’m maybe too stupid to understand everything going on but also I’m hooked

I really and truly do not give af

Eating chili in Florida in JUNE!??? Jail

anddd we’re already off to a bad start 😖

If I’m ever in the same room as Barbara it’s ON SIGHT!!!!

I CANNOT STOP CRYING SOMEONE HELP ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’M GOING TO BE SICK

Selina Chan I love you so very much 🥺

Okay so they DESPISE each other. This is gonna be so good.

WALKIE TALKIE YOU’LL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

I’VE BEEN SHOT

Lauren Okie making walkie talkies romantic since 2026

THIS BEAUTIFUL PINK BOOK IS MAKING ME CRY

I need Willa and Henry’s book to be real bc I’d eat it up and give it 5 stars

“Brother’s best friend. A classic, don’t you think?” CAN I GET A HELL YEAHHHHH

She is reading him for filth and I love it. Also I simply must know what he did this instant.

Feeling very perceived. I’m going to throw up.

“No one with a phobia is this desperate for the one thing that they’re most afraid of” me too sister

Crying bc of the author’s note. Yipee!!! 😭

HUDSON BAILEY THE MAN THAT YOU ARE 😭😭😭😭

A GOLF CLUB!?????

SCREAMING!!!!!!!!

“Your dream man sounds a lot like me” 😏

J*e R*gan is always AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME!!!

Stop writing about me.
You first.
THE TENSION!!!!!

Audrey is so fucking funny I love her

“When I say I’m still in love with you, I mean the first time I saw you and right now. I mean every second in between.” NO ONE HAS EVER YEARNED HARDER!!!!

Again?
Still.

THE TECTONIC PLATES SHIFTED WHEN JESSICA J WROTE THIS

“Saying goodbye to the era that shaped me, yes, but starting a new one that’ll watch me grow.” THIS IS THE SWEETEST TORTURE

“But my body recognizes the person it loves most” hey so Jessica quick question WHAT THE HELL!!?????