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They keep mentioning covid….not sure how I feel about that…..

Reread so I can teach it. Bars🙏🙂‍↕️

“Peter naturally unable to be thirsty on main” lmao

I hate how she writes Peter’s pov. The fragments and stream of consciousness piss me off

This is giving “you are like PAPA” if you catch my drift

If I had a nickel for every piece of media I’ve consumed where a female character chose a fuck ass man named Jeremiah over the clearly better brother, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

Don’t let me down abby🙏🙂‍↕️

“My toxic trait is thinking I could change him” AND she said the male main character looked like some fuck ass dude from ACOTAR.
Kill me I hate this we’re already off to a bad start

Laura joined Scientology???? And stole money from her family to fund it????

This is giving straight Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo rn

Thought a rom com would be nice after the torture that was The Ministry of Time, but I was to beat this man tf up

I’m STRUGGLING and BORED. This could’ve been so good if the author wasn’t a pretentious twat

It feels like she’s using all of the big words she can think of to sound smart. That’s not to say I’m not enjoying the book though bc she’s cooking fs

This is lowkey giving the substance rn

What???? The fuck???

Ayoola is the most annoying fucking bitch ever. Kill her!

Bon Iver mention🚨🚨🚨🚨Not a drill🚨🚨🚨

Ok yes this woman is crazy, BUT honestly, she makes several good points, so I support her delusions

this feels like a soul (2020) and magic treehouse crossover. kinda eats

Chat, did we actually like this book or are you all lying?? Bc I’m BORED and struggling to finish it

Oh Jesus How I Adore You noooooooooooo
RIP to a real one✊😔

No bc I don’t think you guys understand. Tom Cruise is a main character in this book

If I had a nickel for every time Tom Cruise is mentioned in this book, I’d have so many nickels bro

What the fuck is happening

“And we hate people for making mistakes so much more than we love them for doing good that the easiest way to live is to do nothing, say nothing, and love no one.”

Felix is deeply unlikable and annoying. Cannot take 250 more pages of him I fear

It is time

“I’m an unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort” is fucking bars. Me too king

I regret to inform my fans that Ashley did not deliver. This shit is actually putting me in a slump. I can’t go on (I will go on)

PLEASE don’t let me down Ashley. Iwan set the bar pretty high….