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new semester start deskwarming is such a nonsensical time of year i do just be sitting in the office reading a book about eating people while listening to my bleeps and bloops

i think i’m just at a point as a horror lit enjoyer where i find graphic descriptions of cannibalism as a metaphor for love to just be cringe rather than disturbing

sen feels a little YA for his age and this book’s concept but ig yoshitsune was a bit of a naif … big fan of yora though. i ADORE rui despite this now meaning i have to change the name of myangry peasant girl with a Backstory with the samurai boy protag bc me and A.S. Tamaki both having a rui in that niche is just too freaky of a coincidence, i fear

i’m compelled by the idea of vaguely satanic self-sacrifice but the name “kripke” in this context just makes me think of A Certain Television Series

ok hold on there’s something cooking…

i recognize this is a literal journey through hell but why's this journey such a fucking slog. the "only one bed" and subsequent boner poke scene actually made me groan out loud because Miss Becky. you are 29 whole years old. i can't read more than 10 pages at a time without having to put this down out of sheer embarrassment on the editorial department's behalf. is that mean of me to say. well. it's true

gonna be honest y’all… this might be her worst yet

reading this in order to be an Informed participant in discourse

me when i read a gory book that has content warnings for being extremely dark and am shocked to find it gory and extremely dark 🤯🤯

*muttering to self* polycule polycule polycule polycule polycule polycule polycule po

ocd knows ocd we really do need to check. just gotta Check

always funny reading a white mom wasian mc. so this is how the other side lives

is bram stoker feminist question mark

i know the point of this is that natalie is not mature enough to be in this situation bc she is aggressively 18 years okd. however it is also maddening to be in her POV when she is so unopinionated and half-baked and frankly Stupid about everything...

this is too real and not in the funny way 🧍🏻‍♀️

this writing is LUSH

lol! lmao, even!

ahhh… evil lesbian exes…….

feels a bit juvenile but let’s see where this goes

there comes a point when a book insists upon its own meta-ness that the metaphorical onion layers cease to be thought-provoking and just become contrived

the realization that like 40% of this book was just pearl fujoshi-ing it out 🤥

what the fuck is going on