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Back on my bullshit (reading my emotional support gay political fanfic)

Please never make me read the sentence "I could swear that I just felt my brother" again, Adalyn I deserve compensation because wtf

Please remind me - why am i supposed to root for death again?

I think I found another Addie easter egg?

42 pages in and i found the first Addie reference let's goo 🙏

"Pride Month - Toxic Lesbian Vampires Edition" let's goooo

Rereading because apparently bury our bones is set in the same universe and i wanna hunt for easter eggs once it's out

There have been two popes named John Paul so far, both of them after 1978, so I highly doubt that, before 1968, Magdalena had helped John Paul VI onto the papal seat but whatever. Like if you're gonna be inaccurate about catholicism maybe choose one of the more frequent names like Pius or Urban or whatever

Maybe Meredith shouldn't have said the name of The Scottish Play out loud just saying

Reread bc spooky season or sth like that

Two 👏 people 👏 on 👏 one 👏 horse 👏 is 👏 not 👏 romantic 👏

It's actually super uncomfortable for everyone involved

Effortlessly, she wheeled the cart around to her horse and affixed its breeching to [the horse's] saddle.

*Effortlessly*

I think it's time to suspend my disbelief now

Also me personally, i wouldn't go for a ride with a mare *and* a stallion but maybe i'm just soft

Today on "authors don't know horses (except when it's maggie stiefvater)" - it's me, hi, i'm back with the horse lore fact checking. The more common ponies in 19th century scotland would've been around 140 cm tall, whereas an arabian horse is 140-150 cm tall.
So no, jack, that's not an "alarming, colossal height".

You CANNOT tell me this high schooler can just program a simulation of a design he's never seen before like on the spot in two minutes without *at least* missing a semicolon, maybe even an off-by-one

I had a fantastic experience this year with a romance book i bought because the guy on the cover looked like an anime character (love theoretically, man looks like nanami from jjk) so now let's go a step beyond and try this romance book i bought because the title sounds like the name of my favourite band, what's the worst thing that could happen 🤷‍♀️

I know, I know, it's a little early but, ahem, *clears throat* Just Fuck Already.

Ich hassliebe diese Reihe mit brennender Inbrunst

Death is so whack istg

"Aris Dryden was falling in love. Only this time, he prayed that fate would be on his side."

I .... he IS FATE?!?!?!? HE IS LITERALLY FATE™️?!?!?!?!?!?!

Maybe they should stop with the parties at thorn grove, just a suggestion

Did i predict Chaos? I think i predicted Chaos.

Take a shot whenever eyes are described as 'twin flames'

Just fuck already

A few thoughts:
- so far, Wisteria doesn't pass the Bechdel Test
- since we got a new (male) personification of an abstract concept in each book, i'm guessing this time there's gonna be like Chaos, or Time, or someone else ... wanna bet?
- as of right now though, I like Wisteria better than the other two books, see if that holds up

We're going in babey. Buckle up buttercups

"I want you to marry me tomorrow so you can go on my health insurance" might actually be the most romantic sentence i've ever read wow

Who tf puts red wine in the *fridge*???

Elsie is really out there living the dream of all them Nanami fangirls

(Also, it is time for my catchphrase: JUST FUCK ALREADY)

Alright nerds, buckle up, we're gonna do this 🙏