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Nope. Nope. Nope.

Not okay. Bring him right back.

If anything happens to the bird I swear to god I will never read another book again. If you killed the bird Karen you had better make it right before I get to that part.

OMG WTF?
I have never ever encountered a more normal/evil man in all of my books. I screamed outloud.

First off this is SO good. Our protagonist is way too amazing. I would have told everyone everything already and never would have gotten as far as she has.

I will never recover - Ever from the pinchy thing. WTF? It is daytime and I am at work having waking nightmares.
Way to make us relive bizarre childhood fears.

I hate all the character names so much. This is going to be difficult for me.

Oh my gawd!
First Rosemary sounds like Alice and this Sage is like my Katherine and I don't know if my heart can handle all of this. I will be doing nothing but listening to this book all day.

My obsession with haunted twins is probably why the universe gave my own set of haunted twins.
Anyway, this is feeding into it but jfc I'm terrified and I'm not sure ill survive this audiobook.

Oh I already hate everyone. Perfect. Absolutely ideal.

This is all relatable and I love it but um none of these doorknobs brought any chickens or seeds for gardening?
How will survive without chickens or a garden?
Come on.

prenups and threats probably get men murdered

This book is incredibly relatable so far. Nicki is neurodiverse and his mother is navigating parenting with very little support. She is being hurt and embarrassed. Meanwhile, she is loving her son completely and dealing with her husband Kevin's manipulation and deceit. She has very few friends and only a few elderly family members.
Raising kids without family support is incredibly hard, it is nearly impossible.

I hate everyone in this book. Why does homegirl not see about getting medication? I know she has health insurance.
And yeah they're all terrible.

Oh this is one of those Jane Eyre Rebecca type books. He's got the key to the room no one is allowed in.

Why hasn't homegirl just asked for her stuff to be sent to her? A trip to see her parents? A new house?
My husband isn't rich and I ask for stuff every single day. If some creepy hot rich guy somehow tricked me into marriage I'd be asking for everything.
Just ask to buy a house together!

I hate this protagonist so much. Control yourself ffs.

What!!!!!??? I was surprised for sure.

I hate Henry so much. This really makes the book delicious. My dog Henry is a demon so this is perfect.

I just have to ask, as a mother of twins with a full time job, how Henry and Jessica have time to have affairs/double lives/hobbies/ friends? Do they have an overworked Nanny that never comes up?

Oh no no no no
I mean I knew about this but this is so horrid.

Noooo

Aside from a few assaults this book has been really wholesome. I like Darcy, Heather, Rachel, and Tully.

Oh my gosh Heather. Way to overstep.

Oooh that note is good. That is...wow. I'm hooked now.

Ooh this just got so good.

I super hate Nick. Why is he alone in someone's house with a kid?
I am loving this book.

Oh she's also so racist because she is worried the brown girl will get a scholarship and her child, who is apparently sexing and drugging, won't.

Homegirl just got done with a horseride and guess what the cleaners aren't going to be over for a few days so she has to move a few things around on her own and she found an item that might be used for sex things?
Now she is ransacking the house but don't worry the cleaners will pick all that up.
Rich kids are always getting into trouble.

So extrememly rich shallow women again? They are the hottest women with the best soccer players in town.
Oh no is your husband cheating with his spin instructor? Is this the major mystery in this book? What about the cute Korean girl? Is she up to something. She DOES have a nose ring.
I can't wait to find out.