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everyone from the city is like noooo you don't get it plzplz 😭🙏 we NEED to take her lifeforce to keep our tower floating 🥺🥺🥺 if we don't sacrifice people we will be POOR 😱

why did nobody seriously question where the notes were coming from until right now

hot take maybe but mickey seven is lowkey barely a criminal...

the goodreads choice awards have a long long list of sins and we know this. but i just remembered that they got rid of the middle grade category and it made me mad all over again

AM I GOING INSANE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THAT WAS MEAN" we cannot be serious. momo has been getting bullied by her for years with not a peep from danny but then she makes one innocuous comment and danny is on her ass?? is he supposed to be a villain because WHAT 😭 I can't tell if this is setup for a giant showdown throwdown later or if we're actually trying to pretend that momo is at fault

why does danny lowkey suck still I thought he was getting over it. also did ryleigh get retconned into being asian??

this wants to be ruby redfort so bad

no way bro stops them from getting killed just to monologue his evil plan and then try to kill them in the exact same way

SEVEN BOMBOCLAAT EGGS STEVEN

I've been reading this for like 10 minutes and there's already so much to unpack

now how the hell do you know what a tapioca pearl is

it's always the podcasters bro

man why are the people with magic always creating like the most unstoppable monster that destroys everything and not like. the garden that cures every disease

bro please lock in he basically gave you the answer to the whole mystery 😭😭😭

exactly why you shouldn't get married

"he tried to kill me" is so devious. so good.

i know there's so much to say about this book. but genuinely one of the top moments for me is "i'll put ten silver on the beautiful one" "his name is seth"

what I still don't understand is why do all the islanders treat ellie so badly right from the start

nobody is writing mg rivalries anymore :( what am i supposed to do for rivalry week next month

why is every single character so unnatural it's like uncanny valley idk

lowkey a devious and diabolical traumatic backstory

"I think he figured it out too" dawg you yelled the answer and he heard you

why are you a narc

what makes this one guy any more odd than any of the other guys seen so far

I must be missing something about how many wishes this mf has stored because I'm still wondering how he did the fire AND moved the fireworks AND stopped the thing from exploding

time to kms

quite possibly the funniest scene of all time. why were there FOUR. how did I not mention this in any of my previous status updates

the bonnet,, like ok just say you want me dead

boo 👎

wait so who the hell was in the window 😭

MY GOAT IS BACK WOOO