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"When explaining the divorce to me, I remember my mum said that it had always been next to impossible to tolerate a man whose approach to problem-solving was the psychological equivalent of a Wile. E. Coyote-shaped hole in a canyon wall."
LMAO

Re-reading peak.

I wish I believed in religion because I'd like a world where Ruby goes to hell and the Haymonds have earned heaven.

"So, let's say you're going to ace a test, because, of course, you think you're so very clever. Change the language in your mind. Flip it. Think to yourself, Oh my gosh, I'm going to fail this test because I'm a very stupid little girl."

I hope every single remaining second of this miserable cvnt's life is unmitigated hell on earth.

"Mommy's little drama queen is looking for attention."
I want to fedpost so bad my GR account will start glowing harder than the entire /pol/ board. They need to throw away the key to Ruby's prison cell.

First in my bloodline to read the term Naruto runnning in an actual published memoir lol
Also they get to read LOTR at school???? Bruhhh I'm so jealous, even if the cuckoo cult of a school is doing dogshit analysis on it.
"I especially loved Sam, that sweet, hobbity cinnamon roll, that loyal little potato, too good, too pure for this world." I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEE LMAOOOO Holy shit todos los caminos llevan a Roma

Perhaps because of his special talent, Xuan Ji spoke in Mandarin at five times the normal speed, so fast that it almost went out of tune. Only someone who had the ability to transcribe Mandarin rap could understand him.

"Little demon, you are naturally pleasing to my eyes. I liked you at first sight and don't want to hurt you. You should retreat quickly."

Xuan Ji never thought of himself as a face-con, but the phrase "I liked you at first sight" hit his ears and he inexplicably felt strange. He suddenly had a sense of being favored and his heart skipped a beat.

Ch 3 - Mommy Isn't Very Nice to Me

"Even at this early stage of her online career, Ruby was showing her willingness to sacrifice authenticity on the altar of appearances."


Ch 4 - The Rage Inside

"I blurted out, "Will you bring me silk pajamas, too, when I have a baby?"

"Absolutely!" Ruby said, her voice light. "When you have a baby, that's when we can be friends.""

"In just fourteen days, they had gone from strangers to engaged."
Jesus fucking Christ.

"Then he saw the face that was just inches away from him.

The man's eyebrows raised, his eyes slightly drooped, and the sharpness of his brow bone was filled with coldness that could keep people at a distance. But his eyes were like those of a lover, with a deep and warm look that could melt one's heart.

In an instant, Xuan Ji suddenly felt an indescribable sense of familiarity.·

IT IS ONLY CHAPTER 4 ?? AAAAAAAAAA